Jason LefkowitzWhat a totally normal guy
In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
“I’m not a blackout drunk, Your Honor. I’m in Starfleet”
JPThere is nothing more Southern than falling through a gap in our understanding of space and time and ending up at Waffle House
Eric Likness@jalefkowit
It's like Talking Heads, "Once in a lifetime".
"You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile"
And you may ask yourself my god, what have I done?
🇺🇦 Johnydon 
he/him@carpetbomberz
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large waffle house. And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? And the days go by, when you're blackout drunk...
@jalefkowit
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large waffle house. And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? And the days go by, when you're blackout drunk...
@jalefkowit
Michael Bacon@jalefkowit People have different theories on the Waffle House—that it exists in the "thin place" where our world and the fae world overlap. That there's only one Waffle House with multiple projections into our reality. That time is actually in a loop at Waffle House.
But it's the one place you could say you teleported to and people who know Waffle House would kind of nod and say, "yeah, I could see that happening."
@jalefkowit Also, note that he didn't describe anyone at the Waffle House being alarmed about the fact that he'd teleported there. Just that he ended up there and didn't know how.
Which also tracks. If someone materialized next to me at the Waffle House I'd probably give them a quick look and say, "just so you know, they're out of jalapenos..."
Klepsis@jalefkowit it's just Waffle Houses all the way down
Dio9sys@jalefkowit
bro ended up in the waffle rooms
bro ended up in the waffle rooms
Frank Bennett 🇯🇵@jalefkowit Can you teleport money? I'm gonna assume you can teleport money.
ROTOPE~1 ⭐️@jalefkowit listen here, I have a few things to tell you about Waffle Timecube theory
lizard appreciator@jalefkowit @zzt if you die in Florida you actually respawn at the last Publix you saved your game at