Jason Lefkowitz
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JP
@terdofhurkeys
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There is nothing more Southern than falling through a gap in our understanding of space and time and ending up at Waffle House
The OnionUniversity Of Toledo Named Best College To Attend For Semester Before Dropping Out To Do Hair https://theonion.com/university-of-toledo-named-best-college-to-attend-for-semester-before-dropping-out-to-do-hair/
David GerardCompanies go full AI — then the bill comes due
Microsoft will pay you tomorrow for a token today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBEOdoYs8v8&list=UU9rJrMVgcXTfa8xuMnbhAEA - video
https://pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260319-companies-go-full-ai-then-the-bill-comes-due - podcast
time: 8 min 01 sec
https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/03/19/companies-go-full-ai-then-the-bill-comes-due/ - blog post
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“Our extensive DNA analysis shows that one hyper-fertile dairy deliveryman going about his door-to-door rounds inseminated the mothers of nearly all babies born in the United States between 1946 and 1964,” said lead researcher Emily Lentz
https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/
https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/
Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman
PASADENA, CA—In what many have hailed as a groundbreaking discovery in the field of genetics, scientists at the California Institute of Technology published a study Thursday revealing that up to 93% of American baby boomers were fathered by a single virile milkman. “Our extensive DNA analysis shows that one hyper-fertile dairy deliveryman going about his […]
d@nny disc@ mc²haters live longer lives so we have a broader base of knowledge when we go to hell and you will thank us when we look you in the eye and you know we are gonna get you out of there too
Chris Silverman 🌻"The web is the only medium the world has ever seen where its highest-profile decision makers are people who despise the medium and are trying to drive people away from it." —John Gruber, @daringfireball
https://daringfireball.net/2026/03/your_frustration_is_the_product
This. All of it.
(The kneejerk thing I do these days is, before a site has even finished loading, turning Javascript off via Quick Javascript Switcher. I recommend it.)
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/quick-javascript-switcher/geddoclleiomckbhadiaipdggiiccfje
Archaeo-HistoriesOn the other hand, when it comes to memes, the British Museum is the gift that keeps on giving ... 😆
Kevin BeaumontRE: https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116241338503387167
Add this to the long list of execs fucking up their entire company using GenAI - CEO decides he doesn’t want to pay $250m bonus to staff, asks ChatGPT how to avoid it, his legal team tell him ‘are u fuckin dumb’, he does it anyway, gets sued, and loses in court.