Jason LefkowitzWhat a totally normal guy
In case you thought maybe “teleporting to Waffle House” was some kind of metaphor. No. He meant it literally
“I’m not a blackout drunk, Your Honor. I’m in Starfleet”
There is nothing more Southern than falling through a gap in our understanding of space and time and ending up at Waffle House
Eric Likness@jalefkowit
It's like Talking Heads, "Once in a lifetime".
"You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile"
And you may ask yourself my god, what have I done?
🇺🇦 Johnydon 
he/him@carpetbomberz
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large waffle house. And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? And the days go by, when you're blackout drunk...
@jalefkowit
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large waffle house. And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? And the days go by, when you're blackout drunk...
@jalefkowit