runs away while chewing on something incredibly loudly and suspiciously
runs to your desk and leaves this there
@puppygirlhornypost2 every time I see a computer like this I imagine the logitech wave keyboard which is intentionally just like this
@puppygirlhornypost2 HP laptops are fine chewtoys for the bored sysadmin ouppies <3
@puppygirlhornypost2 This is why you shouldn't take your robot girl to a chiropractor, smh
@puppygirlhornypost2 "do not bring your laptop to retro" is the most important rule or SCRUM
@puppygirlhornypost2
I literally can hear the "hey I've a little problem with my computer. Could you help me copy a file to another computer real quick? You're good with computers right?"
@puppygirlhornypost2 Repair shop customers be like, "Can you fix this under $100? If not, I'm just gonna buy a new one"
@puppygirlhornypost2 have you tried turning it off and back on again?
@puppygirlhornypost2 fine, but can you at least take this with you?
@puppygirlhornypost2 It will be fine - just put a stack of books on it
@puppygirlhornypost2 im gonna yeet this out of the window faster than you can see
@puppygirlhornypost2 "please, send proof of damaged delivery box"
@puppygirlhornypost2 I can't tell if this was a bad accident or great art.
@puppygirlhornypost2 HOW?! I'm not mad, I just can't understand how you did that.
What are you going to do to my chassis? 
@puppygirlhornypost2 me in awe of how someone can manage this level of destruction
@puppygirlhornypost2 with a note that says "doesn't work"...
@puppygirlhornypost2
Asking "can you look at my computer? The internet doesnt work."
@puppygirlhornypost2 Must be tough being Hulk's IT person.
@puppygirlhornypost2
This is what I get from people because I use hand-me-downs.
@puppygirlhornypost2 must be one of dem newfangled foldables
@puppygirlhornypost2 I see Alienware hasn't given up with the bad designs yet
@puppygirlhornypost2 that's my bad I enabled Liquid Glass
@puppygirlhornypost2 holy shit is that an Elitebook? those chassis are tanks, someone must've run this over with a truck.
@gsuberland the conversation around that is probably

customer states "I dropped my notebook off the coffee table can you help me fix it?".

@puppygirlhornypost2 I closed a car boot lid on an 8460p, full force, and the locking bar hit it right on the screen side. it was fine. there's a *tiny* dint on the metal, but no damage at all to the screen.

I have two of them here, they're impossible to break.

@gsuberland users always find a way
@gsuberland @puppygirlhornypost2 Someone must've been spaghettified by a black hole for the chassis to look this way ​​
@puppygirlhornypost2 One heck of a Windows crash. πŸ€”πŸ€£
@puppygirlhornypost2 Sooo... Uhm... Have you tried putting it in rice  ?
@puppygirlhornypost2 Salvador Dali: β€œHey, thanks for returning my laptop!”
@puppygirlhornypost2 @vxo this looks as one I saw at ewaste the other day 😿 what a waste
@puppygirlhornypost2 I genuinely want to know what happened here
@puppygirlhornypost2 this is the kind of image I'd expect to see on r/shittyaskelectronics (the last good subreddit)
@puppygirlhornypost2 someone should send this image over SSTV for the world to see
@puppygirlhornypost2 "hey uhh can you fix my laptop? I have an appointment in an hour if you could fix it before then that would be nice"
@puppygirlhornypost2 *sighs in IT worker*
@ShadowJonathan *chucks laptop in the oven to dry it out following a spill*
@puppygirlhornypost2 there was a time when MSI would present similar designs as peak gaming laptop.
@puppygirlhornypost2 do not use the dell precision as a chew toy :'3