#BOFH excuse #339:

manager in the cable duct

#BOFH excuse #312:

incompatible bit-registration operators

#BOFH excuse #68:

only available on a need to know basis

#BOFH excuse #422:

Someone else stole your IP address, call the Internet detectives!

#BOFH excuse #22:

monitor resolution too high

#BOFH excuse #186:

permission denied

#BOFH excuse #87:

Password is too complex to decrypt

#BOFH excuse #246:

It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)

#BOFH excuse #223:

The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).

#BOFH excuse #245:

The Borg tried to assimilate your system. Resistance is futile.