#BOFH excuse #336:

the xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice
#BOFH excuse #162:

bugs in the RAID
#BOFH excuse #125:

we just switched to Sprint.
#BOFH excuse #344:

Network failure - call NBC
#BOFH excuse #433:

error: one bad user found in front of screen
#BOFH excuse #219:

Recursivity. Call back if it happens again.
#BOFH excuse #91:

Mouse chewed through power cable
#BOFH excuse #233:

TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.
@adamndsmith If the #bofh (this is: Bastard Operator from Hell) stories told us one thing since the 80s: If your data is residing on the computer of someone else (be it controlled by an slightly evil sysop or an slightly more evil corporation) bad things can happen.

Its sad that this lesson has to be learned again and again...
#BOFH excuse #315:

The recent proliferation of Nuclear Testing