Mastodawn

#BOFH excuse #311:

transient bus protocol violation

#BOFH excuse #176:

vapors from evaporating sticky-note adhesives

#BOFH excuse #294:

PCMCIA slave driver

#BOFH excuse #284:

Electrons on a bender

#BOFH excuse #83:

Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.

#BOFH excuse #280:

Traceroute says that there is a routing problem in the backbone. It's not our problem.

#BOFH excuse #426:

internet is needed to catch the etherbunny

#BOFH excuse #122:

because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.

#BOFH Friday

BOFH: Are you ready to raise our expense account limits now?

Episode 6: Yet another AI sales creep ruined by PFY's manual reading tactics

The Register

#BOFH excuse #65:

system needs to be rebooted