Jerry Lundström 
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word travels fast 🧐
please use this for good or for awesome tysm
Wendroid 🇺🇦
lxskllrIf I owned WaffleHouse, those signs would be professionally made and installed in every location.
AnnieBuddyIt is incredibly convenient that when he teleports, his car comes with him.
D. G. MarshallOf course. How else is he going to get home? It's not like he can teleport...
Kim Possible 
For reference for the not terminally online, especially about U.S. stuff:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/far-fema-official-charge-disaster-184717080.html
@kimlockhartga thank you
I've been spouting waffle house teleporter gibberish since yesterday and was counting on the hashtags to sort it out 😅
samiamsamalternate theory: he got black out drunk with his fraternity buddies from college and they dragged him to waffle house and then told him over and over that they didn't do it and that he MUST HAVE BEEN TELEPORTED there
clearly he needs professional help
please stop electing/appointing stupid gullible evil cruel people
i'm begging
he is supposedly in charge of disaster response
a Michael Brown situation.
unbelievable
heckuva job brownie!!! redux
@samiamsam @dannotdaniel ha ha! And also sad. And also mad.
RiaResists@samiamsam @kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel
Exactly.
How did he know he went to waffle house?
One time I teleported to Popeyes chicken. No how I knew? Leftovers in the fridge.
Sober now, thank God.
Exactly.
How did he know he went to waffle house?
One time I teleported to Popeyes chicken. No how I knew? Leftovers in the fridge.
Sober now, thank God.
@kimlockhartga @samiamsam @dannotdaniel
One of several. No one likes to admit all the stupid things we do in & for our addictions. I do in case it helps some other poor slob realize that they too can have a better (understatement) life 🙂
One of several. No one likes to admit all the stupid things we do in & for our addictions. I do in case it helps some other poor slob realize that they too can have a better (understatement) life 🙂
Ada (Villain arc) 🏳️⚧️@kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel that headline felt like being punched in the back of the head and my head just suddenly having soft body physics
@kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel wait this was a reply to a post I responded to later what
@Axolotl1 @kimlockhartga it still works
@dannotdaniel @kimlockhartga that's not the point
Knut 🏳️🌈 🇳🇴🧸@kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel That's pretty typical these days for Homeland Security. I hear the coast guard is now staring at goats as a pirate detterent. And by pirate I mean Johnny Depp. They're very afraid of Johnny Depp.
HollieK@praetor @kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel Captain Jack Sparrow is the only pirate they've heard of. But they have heard of him.
Arik@kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel so, benzodiazepines (and other drugs) can create this teleportation feelings - you basically behave normally except that your short term memory doesn't get transferred to long term memory, at least not reliably. It gives you the feeling of being somewhere without the perception of any time passing and no memory of how. It's freaky when it happens.
I'm not saying that this is the reason for what he's saying, but it's one plausible explanation.
Menno@kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel
Ummm... "Teleporting is no fun"....
Why... Does it give you a massive hangover?
Dunno, dude, dunno.
Ummm... "Teleporting is no fun"....
Why... Does it give you a massive hangover?
Dunno, dude, dunno.
Mungen Cakes ✅@dannotdaniel
word teleported there
word teleported there
@dannotdaniel what the fuck is going on now
Normal Duchess Of Snork@dannotdaniel I assume they just teleported the signs to all the locations. Easy peasy
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Chertridge@dannotdaniel Someone please tell me this is real.
@chertridge sorry
but wait... it could be a DIY
https://hellions.cloud/@dannotdaniel/116267787455041063
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Thorium@dannotdaniel @chertridge I think you misspelled DUI.
((( Geekosaurus )))@dannotdaniel I would totally buy a cup of coffee.
Pinchy63 🇨🇦@dannotdaniel
Alright I’ll buy an orange juice then!
Alright I’ll buy an orange juice then!
aburka 🫣@dannotdaniel this is how they open back up so fast after natural disasters