@dannotdaniel

For reference for the not terminally online, especially about U.S. stuff:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/far-fema-official-charge-disaster-184717080.html

Far-Right FEMA Official in Charge of Disaster Response Once Said He Involuntarily Teleported to a Waffle House 50 Miles Away

Gregg Phillips, who was appointed during the brutal winter storms to run FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery, is a right-wing activist who has peddled...

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@kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel That's pretty typical these days for Homeland Security. I hear the coast guard is now staring at goats as a pirate detterent. And by pirate I mean Johnny Depp. They're very afraid of Johnny Depp.
@praetor @kimlockhartga @dannotdaniel Captain Jack Sparrow is the only pirate they've heard of. But they have heard of him.