Monsun Zeit in Düsseldorf. Wie jedes Jahr, spätestens nächsten Monat ist es wieder so weit, da ist die Dreieckswiese komplett runtergewaschen und das Dach ist nackig.

Der Wehrhahn hat spürbar weniger Federn als sonst. Der Rhein spült den Müll vom Ufer nach Duisburg ans Ufer und Japan schließt den Teleporter weil es reinregnet.

#düsseldorf #monsun #regenzeit #gänse #dreieckswiese #japan #rhein #duisburg #teleporter #quäse #wehrhahn

Waffle House Teleporter

⭐ 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 Mar 22, 2026

Terrible. Took me to another Waffle House

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter

Actually, I prefer the Tastee Freez Teleporters

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter

it was very extremely cool for that FEMA official in charge of Disaster Response to let it slip about the Waffle House teleporters

that shit was CLASSIFIED

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter

Obviously the one at Waffle House was ok.

Portable Teleporter not working · Issue #6327 · mekanism/Mekanism
https://github.com/mekanism/Mekanism/issues/6327

#WaffleHouse #Teleporter

Just nipping off to buy groceries using the new teleporter in my neighborhood.
Anyone need anything?

#teleporter
#WaffleHouse
#FEMA

if WAFFLE HOUSE has any damn sense they will run with this and maybe add some teleportation themed menu options 🧇  

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #teleporter #GreggPhillips

RE: https://mastodon.social/@samiamsam/116267904242562172

this is obviously what happened

please somebody track down his old frat brothers and get them in front of a camera I would pay money to see this

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #teleporter

let's see how the FEMA Official in charge of Disaster Response responds to the disaster which is stories of him bragging about TELEPORTING TO WAFFLE HOUSE   🧇 🍿

#WaffleHouse #FEMA #GreggPhillips #teleporter