Mar 3: "We won the war."

Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."

Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."

Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."

Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.”

Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."

Mar 13: "We won the war."

Mar 14: "Please help us."

Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."

Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." (1/6)

IT'S HAPPENING

GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

#github

Brutal.

When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@adamndsmith/116328215860941572

The perfect merger of "Go to the cloud," they said, "It'll be fine," they said,

and

"AI is going great"

has happened, @Viss

github graphs/contributors doesn't render. codefrequency stops in 2019..

#gitslop

Well done every one!