On March 1 Trump said the Iran war would be over in 4 weeks. He has 8 days left to deliver on that promise.

It sounds unrealistic now, but wait until you see Captain Bone Spurs rappelling down from that Black Hawk helicopter over Tehran to lead the charge, with a golf 9-iron in one hand and a diet coke in the other, shouting “I love the smell of spray tan in the morning!”

@randahl

“I love the smell of spray tan in the morning!”

OK... you get an extra 2 bonus points for this one. 😊

@randahl *whisper* He will not.
@randahl “the worst part of a 2 week war is the first 4 years”.
@randahl Dude, if we get out of this without a mushroom cloud, we will be damn lucky.
@DebC @randahl noone's gonna nuke shite, cuz it ain't him or Bibi who'd be taking the shot...

@randahl I 'd love to see his ass dragged through the streets of Tehran (in lieu of him being sentenced for High Treason or by the ICC as a war criminal), but I know that regime won't pay enough to make it feasible…

#sarcasm #shitpost #commentary

ChrisO_wiki (@chriso-wiki.bsky.social)

1/ Has Iran managed to reinvent the Sound Dues – the tolls that Denmark imposed for over 400 years on ships entering the Baltic Sea? Recent ship movements suggest that rather than completely blocking the Strait of Hormuz, Iran is monetising it instead. ⬇️

Bluesky Social
@randahl I have seen a lot of pictures of Trump in superhero outfits with laser beam eyes. He really should reopen the Hormuz Straight single-handed.
@randahl finally a legitimate use for AI
@randahl What are the chances that Trump attacked Iran because someone misspelled "Gulf region"?
@lbcp "It is no longer called The Persian Gulf. From now on we are calling it The Trump Golf Riviera. Thank you for the attention to this matter." 👐