On March 1 Trump said the Iran war would be over in 4 weeks. He has 8 days left to deliver on that promise.

It sounds unrealistic now, but wait until you see Captain Bone Spurs rappelling down from that Black Hawk helicopter over Tehran to lead the charge, with a golf 9-iron in one hand and a diet coke in the other, shouting “I love the smell of spray tan in the morning!”

@randahl I have seen a lot of pictures of Trump in superhero outfits with laser beam eyes. He really should reopen the Hormuz Straight single-handed.