So who's going to COMBO BREAKER and what are we playing? (feel free to flag me down and say hi; I'll be the one who looks like me, the slim-ish old guy with glasses probably fiending for matches by the Tekken setups)
Oh I didn't say what I was playing: Tekken 8, VF5 REVO, and Mystery (singles)

Surely hopefully they'll accommodate me in Mystery by giving me PS1-era 3D games. I got a burrito for Mystery one year because they gave me Tobal #2. Do not step to a billion-year-old Tekkenist in a 3D game from the 90s.
I just hope to play one (1) puzzle game. Last year I saw loser's bracket playing Tsu, actual Tsu the real thing oh my god, and I had to miss out as punishment for being in winner's bracket.

I'm signed up for Skullgirls, UNI2, Them's Fightin' Herds, Waku Waku 7 and Mystery Bracket.

And of course when I'm not in bracket, you'll probably find me at the mahjong tables.

I'll see you in grand finals for Mystery!!

(did you end up signing up for doubles too?)
Sadly no, my antisocial ass has no doubles partner
I would partner up with you if you want! (if your expectations are not high)
Sure, I'm down
OK!! We gotta make a team. What are we called?
@shiburizu can we call our Mystery Game Doubles Team: "FGC dot Network" ?
Oh my glob that's a fantastic idea! Electric type plus glitch type! ... I have never heard of this until now and I dunno how to pronounce that but I sincerely appreciate this suggestion.
I just remembered that Glitch City existed and has a whole table showing types and stats and everything: https://glitchcity.wiki/wiki/GlitchDex
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The GlitchDex is a collection of glitch Pokémon data in Pokémon Red, Blue, and Yellow, as well as Pokémon Gold, Silver and Crystal. Originally not created with MediaWiki...

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