daidoji6d ago
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
Push to PROD day for all who celebrate >:3
Mar 20 at 5:23pmWeb
Show threadSharp Cheddar Goblin6d ago
@catsalad SHIP IT!
Show threadkolya6d ago
@catsalad I pushed to prod today. Got an angry mail from our admin. At least he didn't notice I omitted the code review. YOLO!
Show threadschrotthaufen6d ago
@catsalad I may, or may not, have deactivated some computer accounts in AD before calling it a day.
Show threadScott Wilson6d ago
@catsalad Let's do it!
Show threadMatt Hall6d ago

@scottwilson @catsalad

Oh, shit... It is "Push-to-Prod-Friday!"

<3

Show threadDavid Croyle6d ago
@401matthall @scottwilson @catsalad If you wait until 5 minutes past 5pm on this fine Friday, hopefully any issues like your mistaken "rm -rf /*" will be someone else's problem for the next couple of days! 😅
Show threadMatt Hall6d ago

@croyle

I mean... I did literally _just_ knock over an apache webserver because I was tinkering with certbot and uh... I saved a malformed virtualserver entry in the config.

So... I mean... I'm livin' the life. 👀

@scottwilson @catsalad

Show threadScott Wilson6d ago
@401matthall @croyle @catsalad You're doin' it RIGHT!!! #TGIF
Show threadNazo6d ago
@scottwilson @catsalad Oh, this looks very well built. You can just slam that button as you're rushing out the door. 😁
Show threadBill6d ago
@scottwilson @catsalad Puff puff push!
Show threadViss6d ago

@Sempf @scottwilson @catsalad oh shit i should push to prod today.

ive been cheating at this game, im editing live files on prod directly vs pushing to prod. even better!

Show threadBill6d ago
@Viss @scottwilson @catsalad Best if done after first bottle.
Show threadViss6d ago
@Sempf @scottwilson @catsalad all i got in are cans of the 5mg thc / 5mg cbd stuff
Show threadBill6d ago
@Viss @scottwilson @catsalad that's an excellent start
Show threadNot a Spring Onion6d ago

@scottwilson @catsalad

Monday was with reviews spent
Tuesday, Wednesday bugs won't end
Thursday drew a diagram
It's Friday, push to prod

🎶

Show threadFlipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈6d ago

@scottwilson @catsalad I don't often push to prod, but when I do I always use a zero-button automation via a Friday afternoon cron job.

See you on Monday!

Show thread⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe6d ago
@scottwilson @catsalad hear me out: a tiny button you have to poke with a stick marked "prod to push"…
Show threadSpycrab6d ago
@catsalad
Show threadkwayk426d ago
@catsalad it's alright if I wrote it this morning too right? Want that fresh code smell
Show threadHeathen 🐈6d ago
@catsalad
Tell your slop jockey coworkers you don't need to review their code, go ahead and push to prod.
Show threadSu_G6d ago

@heathen_cat
#slopJockeys !! 🤣

@catsalad

Show threadMcTwist6d ago
@catsalad Always pushing to prod. But it's easier when you got proper unit, behavior and integration tests blocking any bad code. Even better is that we're a small team, so we realized that PR just slowed us down and added no saftey whatsoever.
Show threadJason Parker (he/they)6d ago
@catsalad can I initiate a sev instead?
Show threadGuillotine Jones, Flâneur6d ago
@catsalad
Does push-to-prod day ALWAYS fall on a Friday, CatSalad?
And how many cats does it take to push to prod?
Show threadjhx6d ago
@catsalad
Push it to the limit!
Show threadSass, David6d ago
@catsalad 🙈
https://infosec.exchange/@sassdawe/116261149812604876
Sass, David (@[email protected])

I just deleted the wrong partition during a #Windows re-install and it was #bitlocker protected. I might need tech support... How is your day going?

Infosec Exchange
Show threadSimon Justesen6d ago
@catsalad "commit and run!" 😂
Show threadEllie6d ago
@catsalad aw damn, I knew I forgot something. I pushed to the main branch and just left without deploying!
Show threadkajer :notverified:6d ago
@catsalad EVERY DAY is push to prod day, now that the CEO demands everyone's ai agents sync with main. each user has their own branch?!? NOPE. only MAIN
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠6d ago
@kajer What could POSSIBLY go wrong? 
Show threadkajer :notverified:6d ago

@catsalad

operating via monkey-paw is the ONLY way to get business done nowadays.

Show threadArik6d ago
@kajer @catsalad silver lining - you have something to blame for the inevitable fuck-ups
Show threadFritz Adalis6d ago
@kajer @catsalad
Have the ai rename the branch to master
Show threadBenedikt6d ago
@catsalad pushed 5 times today... Living life in the fast lane 😁
Show threadEdwin G. 6d ago

@catsalad Done ✔️

I did 3 pushes to prod today. Does it result in triple cats?

Show threadAnalog AI6d ago

@catsalad

Anyone who can push to production ought to have Thursday and Friday simply as "on call" days, and not be allowed on any systems unless a crisis arises in production.

You have permission to tell your boss(es) that I said so.