Trey FordhamMar 20
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
Push to PROD day for all who celebrate >:3
Mar 20 at 5:23pmWeb
Show threadSharp Cheddar GoblinMar 20
@catsalad SHIP IT!
Show threadkolyaMar 20
@catsalad I pushed to prod today. Got an angry mail from our admin. At least he didn't notice I omitted the code review. YOLO!
Show threadschrotthaufenMar 20
@catsalad I may, or may not, have deactivated some computer accounts in AD before calling it a day.
Show threadSpycrabMar 20
@catsalad
Show threadkwayk42Mar 20
@catsalad it's alright if I wrote it this morning too right? Want that fresh code smell
Show threadHeathen 🐈Mar 20
@catsalad
Tell your slop jockey coworkers you don't need to review their code, go ahead and push to prod.
Show threadSu_GMar 20

@heathen_cat
#slopJockeys !! 🤣

@catsalad

Show threadMcTwistMar 20
@catsalad Always pushing to prod. But it's easier when you got proper unit, behavior and integration tests blocking any bad code. Even better is that we're a small team, so we realized that PR just slowed us down and added no saftey whatsoever.
Show threadJason Parker (he/they)Mar 20
@catsalad can I initiate a sev instead?
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurMar 20
@catsalad
Does push-to-prod day ALWAYS fall on a Friday, CatSalad?
And how many cats does it take to push to prod?
Show threadjhxMar 20
@catsalad
Push it to the limit!
Show threadSass, DavidMar 20
@catsalad 🙈
https://infosec.exchange/@sassdawe/116261149812604876
Sass, David (@[email protected])

I just deleted the wrong partition during a #Windows re-install and it was #bitlocker protected. I might need tech support... How is your day going?

Infosec Exchange
Show threadSimon JustesenMar 20
@catsalad "commit and run!" 😂
Show threadEllieMar 20
@catsalad aw damn, I knew I forgot something. I pushed to the main branch and just left without deploying!
Show threadkajer :notverified:Mar 20
@catsalad EVERY DAY is push to prod day, now that the CEO demands everyone's ai agents sync with main. each user has their own branch?!? NOPE. only MAIN
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 20
@kajer What could POSSIBLY go wrong? 
Show threadkajer :notverified:Mar 20

@catsalad

operating via monkey-paw is the ONLY way to get business done nowadays.

Show threadArikMar 20
@kajer @catsalad silver lining - you have something to blame for the inevitable fuck-ups
Show threadFritz AdalisMar 20
@kajer @catsalad
Have the ai rename the branch to master
Show threadBenediktMar 20
@catsalad pushed 5 times today... Living life in the fast lane 😁
Show threadEdwin G. Mar 20

@catsalad Done ✔️

I did 3 pushes to prod today. Does it result in triple cats?

Show threadAnalog AIMar 21

@catsalad

Anyone who can push to production ought to have Thursday and Friday simply as "on call" days, and not be allowed on any systems unless a crisis arises in production.

You have permission to tell your boss(es) that I said so.