Trey Fordham

@treyfordham
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Run-of-the-mill luddite. I like watching 90s anime movies with my kids. Loved #running and #3dprinting for the past decade.
So instead of ministry and running a seminary, I’m going to pivot to professional wrestling.
I just started High Life (2018) since I’m at home with my 3 month old daughter. I think I’m in for a bad time. #movies
Christina Koch being greeted by her dog after returning from space is the dose of Monday hopium we all needed πŸ’•
I can only assume that the reason the older generation is so bad at fact checking is because they didn't grow up trying to find secrets in video games and wondering why they weren't able to run custom software on their console. You build that muscle of searching across multiple forums, trying to find files, and then accidentally downloading a virus to the kitchen computer.

I am ready for it! State of the Open Home 2026!

Are you?!

#HomeAssistant

The people that talk about how much they hate drag shows can tell me every venue that has drag shows.
I have no idea how Nordic Track works, but that whole iFit operating system is absolutely garbage. Previously I had issues with the hardware of our NordicTrack and not being able to keep a consistent pace because the capacitive pad would randomly get 10 mph as an input. today, however i got a software bug after several new updates. The safety key is being reported as removed. When I put the safety key back, the overlay momentarily goes away, but it immediately comes back.
Every legacy codebase is a fossil record of a previous engineer's specific mental breakdown and I just think that's beautiful

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.

"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."

"Are you sure?"

"You think it frivolous?"

"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."

"Would my life change?"

"You ask that every time."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.