I have no idea how Nordic Track works, but that whole iFit operating system is absolutely garbage. Previously I had issues with the hardware of our NordicTrack and not being able to keep a consistent pace because the capacitive pad would randomly get 10 mph as an input. today, however i got a software bug after several new updates. The safety key is being reported as removed. When I put the safety key back, the overlay momentarily goes away, but it immediately comes back.
Trey Fordham
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Run-of-the-mill luddite. I like watching 90s anime movies with my kids. Loved #running and #3dprinting for the past decade.
JA WestenbergEvery legacy codebase is a fossil record of a previous engineer's specific mental breakdown and I just think that's beautiful
Micro SF/F by O. Westin"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.
"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."
"Are you sure?"
"You think it frivolous?"
"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."
"Would my life change?"
"You ask that every time."
Natasha 
🇪🇺The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
Who would’ve thought that Madame Morrible would turn out to be horrible.
George MonbiotEverything we need to do to stop climate breakdown, we also need to do for national security. Energy saving, more renewables, more electricity storage and interconnectors, electrification of transport, heating, cooking and industrial processes, plant-based diets. We win on all fronts.
Randahl FinkPete Hegseth is criticizing a rich oil nation for investing all its money in weapons instead of investing in its people.
This is the Pete Hegseth who right now is asking Congress for $200,000,000,000 for buying weapons, while Americans are losing their healthcare.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Push to PROD day for all who celebrate >:3
nixCraft 🐧Welcome to year 3 of the "6 months until you're obsolete software developer" club. btw, it is also the 3rd anniversary of the annual declaration that AGI is "just around the corner"
source: shameless self appointed presidente of AI tech bros club.
A hammer salesman goes to a hardware store and tries to get the owner to buy his hammers and start selling them to customers. The hammer salesman boasts about how amazing this hammer is. “Watch”, he explains. “Place your hands on the counter.” he smacks the owners hand with a hammer. “See? These are excellent hammers!” The hammer salesman returns the next day, at an attempt to sell the owner more of his hammers. Tragically, the owner had instead bought a gun. This is about Christian nationalism.