AI6YR BenMar 20

Anyone have a screwdriver? I think this guy may have some screws loose.

"...A senior Federal Emergency Management Agency official with a history of violent rhetoric and promoting conspiracy theories says he once teleported to a Waffle House 50 miles away..."

https://www.alternet.org/gregg-phillips/

#FEMA #teleportation

Trump official says he teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House

Alternet.org
Show threadLaura "Tegan" Gjovaag ⛈ 🐸
@ai6yr
He confuses "black out drunk" with "teleporting"?
Mar 20 at 5:05pmWeb
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Mar 20
@realtegan
Tbf to the black out drunk they're very similar. One moment you're here, the next you're magically there. 🙄
@ai6yr
Show threadKnowAttitudeMar 20

@Eetschrijver @realtegan @ai6yr

Could be both black out drunk and lunatic fringe, as in the song

Lunatic Fringe
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
We can hear you coming
We know what you're after
We're wise to you this time
We won't let you kill the laughter

Lunatic Fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
This is open season
But you won't get too far
We know you've got to blame someone
For your own confusion
But we're on guard this time
Against your final solution

We can hear you coming
(We can hear you coming)
No you're not going to win this time
We can hear the footsteps
(We can hear the footsteps)
Way out along the walkway
Lunatic Fringe
We know you're out there
But in these new dark ages
There will still be light

An eye for an eye
Well, before you go under
Can you feel the resistance
Can you feel the...thunder

Show threadobscurestarMar 20
@realtegan @ai6yr He probably meant 'telecommuting' after his boss figured out it was the safest way to have him operate the deep fryer.