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Hey. Hey guess what. Guess what day it is? It's our birthday, and the Vagina Museum is nine years old today. The world has changed massively in those nine years. We started out with a tweet... and now we're a vibrant community space, dedicated to education and celebration!

Vagina Museum 1d ago

We'd love for you to celebrate with us. Some of you have been with us for all or most of these nine years. Some of you have only happened upon the Vagina Museum more recently. Whatever your journey, here's a few ways you can put up the cunting and celebrate with us...

Vagina Museum 1d ago

Treat yourself to something in our birthday flash sale! We're celebrating with a pun (of course), so treat yourself to 10% off (we're rounding up) in our gift shop with the discount code FLAPPYBIRTHDAY

Sale ends at midnight on Sunday, so *snatch* those bargains now https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/

Vagina Museum 1d ago

(if you're loving the t-shirts that Lily and the gang are wearing in the graphic at the top, they're included in the FLAPPYBIRTHDAY sale) https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/accessories

Apparel & Accessories

Vagina Museum 1d ago

How about making our friendship orific-ial? Today's a most auspicious day to join the Cliterati, our community of eager beavers. Come inside and join the fold, for just £6 a month https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/member

Become A Member | Join the Movement — Support and Engage — Vagina Museum

A special community of eager beavers. Join the Cliterati and support our exhibitions and outreach programs today.

Vagina Museum

Vagina Museum 1d ago

And if you're not quite ready to commit to the clit just yet, why not give £9 to celebrate nine years? We are largely supported by donations from muff-lovers, and just £9 helps us to keep the museum free and accessible to all, for all genders and ages - it's the average cost of a charged museum ticket! https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate

Donate | Support Education & Empowerment – Donate Now — Vagina Museum

Support the Vagina Museum through donations to fund exhibitions, educational programs, and keep the museum accessible to all. Join us in empowering through education.

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Vagina Museum 1d ago

(we couldn't quite figure out how to use "pay clit forward" in that last toot and certainly not within the character limit. but y'know. pay clit forward) https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate

Donate | Support Education & Empowerment – Donate Now — Vagina Museum

Support the Vagina Museum through donations to fund exhibitions, educational programs, and keep the museum accessible to all. Join us in empowering through education.

Vagina Museum

Vagina Museum 1d ago

And finally, if you've not got much in your (spam) wallet right now, take a simple action. Sign this petition to keep our neighbourhood thriving, joyful, and with immaculate vibes. https://www.change.org/p/save-poyser-street-businesses-protect-al-fresco-dining-in-bethnal-green

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Vagina Museum 1d ago

Here's to the next nine years! (Front) bottoms up! 🥂

Kim Spence-Jones 🇬🇧😷1d ago

@vagina_museum
I was going to donate via PayPal, but you don’t need to know my postal address. Sorry, donation cancelled. 😢

Patrizia 1d ago

@KimSJ @vagina_museum I'm not 100% sure about UK law but if it's anything like Guernsey then they are required to identify their donors, and asking for name+address is an accepted way to do that (huge donations require more scrutiny).

Marcos Dione 1d ago

@KimSJ @vagina_museum can't one put a wrong one?

zipkid - Breaker of Systems 1d ago

@KimSJ @vagina_museum
Perfect excuse not to donate… 😕

You could also put some bills in an envelope and d
Send it anonymously.

Jul Morgane ☘️🧚‍♂️📖 🏳️‍🌈🌻1d ago

@vagina_museum LOVELY!

LotharMucki 🦄1d ago

@vagina_museum
Woop-woop! Happy birthday! 🎉

Duinhanneke 1d ago

@vagina_museum
Congrats!

Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip

@vagina_museum Nine years? Wow! Congratulations and Happy Birthday!

Bruno Girin 1d ago

@vagina_museum Happy birthday! 🎂

MidgePhoto 1d ago

@vagina_museum Many Happy etc

ZZ Bottom 1d ago

👍 Happy Birthday😍 🎂

peachfront 1d ago

🍾

Leipoa ocellata 1d ago

@vagina_museum
Happy birthday! 🥂

Graceless Hippo 1d ago

Happy minge day! 🌸💮🪷

@vagina_museum Congrats 🫶🥳👏

Mx. Eddie R 1d ago

@vagina_museum
Happy birthday, to you & all your fanny fans!

recumbinati 1d ago

@vagina_museum Oh, I want that vagina shirt. Is there somewhere I can order?

It is waiting for a nice documentary.. ;)

Happy birthday! ✨✨✨

@vagina_museum Clitoris is the guy that flew too close to the sun,right?

Matilda Love 1d ago

@3rdi on lips of wax...

John Carlsen 🇺🇸🇳🇱🇪🇺1d ago

Happy ninth anniversary to the Vagina Museum!

@vagina_museum museo de la vagina????? perdona???

Janik Ramírez 15h ago

@rex0n @vagina_museum Si, existe, en Londres.

Ministerofimpediments 1d ago

@vagina_museum
…and, appropriately for the Vagina museum, just like any 9 year old you look over and wonder “wow…how did that…fit through that?”

@vagina_museum happy birthday!

ericjames* (they/it)1d ago

@vagina_museum happy birthday!

@vagina_museum Happy birthday!

Sharp Cheddar Goblin 1d ago

@vagina_museum Pretty sure nearly every prominent woman on the internet could start a penis museum with unsolicited dick pics received over a long enough time. Happy b-day!

Softspeak 1d ago

Is the main entrance designed within the theme?
If not, an opportunity was missed.

Happy birthday! 🥳

@vagina_museum It's not a 1 to 1 parallel to the severed dick museum, is it? I'm scared to check...

Joris Meys 1d ago

@vagina_museum
Happy birthday! Wanted to send you a vagina cake, but the examples on internet were...err... interesting. My wife was not a fan :-)

zipkid - Breaker of Systems 1d ago

@JorisMeys @vagina_museum
She said, no you don’t need to look at vaginas on the internet, we have a vagina at home…!?

Joris Meys 1d ago

@zipkid
No. She just wondered what is wrong with people.

Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a23603/vagina-cakes-baby-shower-trend/

@vagina_museum Happy birthday you rockstars!

🪷🌍🌝Earthling84🌚🌏🪷1d ago

How to give a woman an orgasm...
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horstworst 1d ago

@vagina_museum Happy Birthday

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🎸 🏳️‍🌈 ⁂1d ago

@vagina_museum Happy birthday to you all!
🥳 🎂

Negative12DollarBill 1d ago

@vagina_museum
TIL there's a penis museum? Whatever it may be, it has been completely overshadowed by your amazing achievements. You're a really positive presence on social media.

ScriptFanix💍

🏴‍☠️23h ago

@vagina_museum
Happy Birthday 🥳

@vagina_museum Happy birthday! \o/