What else could we spend $585 per American resident on instead of a losing war in Iran? Wrong answers only
@Cdespinosa Losing a war in Iran?
@Cdespinosa a whole raft of commemorative gold coins for rich people.

@Cdespinosa
A lifetime’s supply of Preparation H.

(Trump being a complete pain in the arse, this might provide some relief.)

@Cdespinosa 167 Nacho Cheese Doritos® Loco Tacos
@Cdespinosa A stealth FLYING aircraft carrier. Trust me, it’s right there.
@Cdespinosa more gold Gorilla Glass statues
@Cdespinosa Making sound work on Linux
@Cdespinosa commemoratively dump the cash into the Boston harbor
@Cdespinosa A pair of AirPods Max 2s for every American, and a polishing cloth.