If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?
@bloor "Denice", surely?
@greem yeah that's the best thing I've read all day. Calling it Denice for ever now.

@ret @greem

"What's the IP address for that web site?"

"Dunno. Have you asked Denice?"

@greem @bloor
Broke: "Sequel" and "Dennis"

Woke: "Squeal" and "Denice"

@countablenewt I will always treasure the memory of a cow-orker who once pronounced SQL*Plus as "squeal! splat! plus!" (I am well aware he was not the only one) @greem @bloor
@mrrmot @countablenewt @greem @bloor If you're like me and came from a Microsoft software development background, you might wonder about the proliferations of "sharps". The world replied "Those are hashtags!"
@AncTreat5358 @mrrmot @countablenewt @greem @bloor Used for hashtags but on their own they are just hashes. (Sharp in music is a different sign.)

@rhelune Thank you.

Just to be clear, my post was referring to the programming languages C# and F# (pronounced C-sharp and F-sharp). I believe these are rendered as pound signs instead of the musical shape.

@AncTreat5358 I know, that's Microsoft's fault. Just like calling it "hashtag" is Twitter's. Language evolves, to "decimate" now means to destroy way more than 10%, and "literally" now means "figuratively".

@rhelune @AncTreat5358 "Awesome" can mean "cool" or "Terrifying"

"Cleave" can mean "Force apart" or "Force together"

English isn't hard...

@rhelune @AncTreat5358 IMO "literally" STILL does not mean "figuratively". It does, however, IMPLY "figuratively", given the context of hyperbole, which is a very common trait in the vernacular. However, persuading the average person to care about any of that is figuratively impossible.
@AncTreat5358 @rhelune
Microsoft is to blame for so many helpdesk calls including the question "is that a forward slash or a backslash?"

@AncTreat5358 @rhelune

You mean C-octothorpe and F-octothorpe?

@amin @rhelune Thank you for the precision. Now let's get Microsoft to change all of its marketing materials!

@AncTreat5358 @rhelune

I'll start by getting Big Music Notation to send them cease-and-desist notifications for the "sharp" terminology.

@amin @rhelune That is certain to make a difference. Although, Microsoft is just as likely to do a hostile takeover of Big Music Notation to avoid legal action.

@AncTreat5358 @rhelune
Er, I think hash/sharp (#) is only rendered as a pound sign if you're using a very very old character set.
I thought that most of that rubbish had disappeared many years ago, once we started using unicode.

However, the people who build cash tills, credit card terminals, receipt printers, etc, seem to be stuck with wacky character sets. They often render the pound sign as weird other characters. 😟💷

Interestingly though, (and sadly) on my phone keyboard, if I search the emojis for 'pound', the only option it offers me is: #️⃣ (ie, a hash sign) 😡

@countablenewt @greem @bloor "seagull" and "tennis"
@siguza @greem @bloor Now we're talking
@countablenewt (one of the database profs I had unironically pronounced "SQL query" as "seagull curry". It became a meme among CS students.)
@greem @bloor Denise?
@WiteWulf @bloor that one completely passes over my head I'm afraid!

@greem @bloor David Duchovny’s character from Twin Peaks, Denise.

The first Denise that sprang to my mind, after Debbie Harry and Denis 🥰

@bloor [Insert "Dennis the Menace" joke here]
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@IvanSanchez @bloor

I have seen a "DNS the Menace" tee shirt

@bloor

"It's _always_ Dennis."

@bloor Our very own @jimsalter would likely remind you it's pronounced "dee niss".
@lattera @bloor it's the leanest, the meanest.
@bloor I prefer "squeal" and "dunce."
@bloor mDNS is "madness."
@mansr @bloor "squeal" except in October, when it's "skull".
@mansr @bloor
I prefer Squirrel and Dance
@bloor “There’s some lovely filth over ‘ere!”
@jimfl @bloor I didn't know you were *called* DNS.
@nxskok @bloor “Well, you could query for a CNAME record…”
@jimfl @bloor this being Mastodon, that *has* to be the name of a server somewhere.
@bloor
Site breaks: God dammit Dennis!
@robin @bloor I'm calling it DNS the Menace from now on
@robin @bloor did a short stint to cover when a colleague had an accident. New office install 80% done. Under trained and out of my depth and lacking expertise, but was least worst option at the time (and a loooong time ago ie multiple IDNS lines internet days)
From that experience the next time I ask Dennis nicely and they don't respond I'm for dragging Dennis into the underground carpark and f'ning them up good. Just saying.
#what-grudge?
@bloor That would make DNS vulnerabilities Dennis Menaces?