If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?
@bloor "Denice", surely?

@greem @bloor
Broke: "Sequel" and "Dennis"

Woke: "Squeal" and "Denice"

@countablenewt I will always treasure the memory of a cow-orker who once pronounced SQL*Plus as "squeal! splat! plus!" (I am well aware he was not the only one) @greem @bloor