If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?
@bloor "Denice", surely?

@greem @bloor
Broke: "Sequel" and "Dennis"

Woke: "Squeal" and "Denice"

@countablenewt @greem @bloor "seagull" and "tennis"
@siguza @greem @bloor Now we're talking
@countablenewt (one of the database profs I had unironically pronounced "SQL query" as "seagull curry". It became a meme among CS students.)