Felix / Fail-XMar 17
Evan Prodromou

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW BANKSY'S IDENTITY

STOP INVESTIGATING BANKSY FFS

INVESTIGATE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE

Mar 17 at 2:49amWeb
Show threadkwayk42Mar 17
@evan because apparently graffiti is a higher level crime than pedophelia, money laundering, or espionage
Show threadEvan ProdromouMar 17
@kwayk42 so many to choose from!
Show threadGrumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱Mar 17
@evan @kwayk42 Why not all of those high crimes and more in one asshole?
Show threadSanneke74 🍉🔻Mar 17
@kwayk42 @evan
Show threadGeorg Arne SpendenMar 17
@kwayk42 @evan @SBvD Alt text: Graffiti reading "IF GRAFFITI CHANGED ANYTHING IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL"
Show threadaquariusMar 19
@Daseinsappeal @kwayk42 @evan @SBvD
If voting changed anything it would be made illegal. (a long dead stand-up comedian in the 1980's)
Show threadkie/qui (planar) 🦽🛹 HLZMar 17
@evan he's a dick head
Show threadinpcMar 17
@jackie @evan Have old school grafitti friends who wholeheartedly agree with this statement...
Show threadHumphrey ArcherMar 17
@evan
Start with the abundant leads related to Epstein, for example
Show threadEvan ProdromouMar 17
@screwturn and see where that takes you!
Show threadTim RuppertMar 17
@evan
That sounds exactly like something Banksy might say… 🤔
Show threadSaraMar 17

@evan we already know Banksy's identity

they are Banksy

have been for years

Show threadBruce ElrickMar 17
@evan https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116036645242904941
Low Quality Facts (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Now it's all starting to make sense.

Mastodon 🐘
Show threadquixoteMar 17

@evan Seconded! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Banksy's identity is Not The Point!

We're gawping at the spirit of his art. Not a name.

Show threadEric GoodwinMar 17
@evan it could only be disappointing to find out.
Show threadskuaMar 17

@evan

Looking for a Mastodon instance which has a policy of No Banksy Reveals.

Meanwhile ejecting from view any account transgressing.

Show threadamaliaMar 17
@evan The Epstein Files.
Show threadfraggleMar 17
@evan
Show threadΩ 🌍 Gus PoseyMar 17
@fraggle I like to pretend that guy is Lieutenant Scott from Stargate Universe.
Show threadzedMar 18
@Gustodon @fraggle it’s me, I’m banksy. Search is over. Now let’s move on to the Epstein files !
Show threadThis Fox'll be around @ FWAMar 17
😭
Show threadschrotthaufenMar 17
@fraggle @evan @aud We need a collective “No you didn’t” memory sinkhole moment just like that one time Dril got doxxed.
Show threadPeter Skov Larsen ★Mar 17

They seek him here
They seek him there
Those journos seek him everywhere

@evan

Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurMar 17
@paelse @evan
This isn't Banksy.
This is a photo of young David Bowie.
Show threadFish Id Wardrobe ⁂Mar 17

@evan I'm Brian and so's my wife

edit: huh. that might actually be closer to the truth than i thought. his work is mostly stencils. he's probably multiple people by now.

Show threadinpcMar 17
@evan a lot of people have known about R for years.
Show threadEm Mar 17
@evan @ben Strongly agreed.
Show threadGregor SamsaMar 17
@evan I am Spartacus
Show threadEndlessMasonMar 17
@fee_fi_fo_fum @evan
No, I am
Show threadLaura ✨🎨Mar 17
@EndlessMason @fee_fi_fo_fum @evan *I* am Spartacus
Show threadPetrichor SquirrelMar 17
@EndlessMason @fee_fi_fo_fum @evan im banky
Show threadEndlessMasonMar 17
@PetrichorSquirrel @fee_fi_fo_fum @evan bankticus?
Show threadPascal LeinertMar 17
@evan
Show threadI AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑‍🔥Mar 17

@evan Maybe they have a big team working on Epstein or Netanyahu or something, with big secrets...

Though, likely not.

Show threadDisisdeguey🔻PalestineAction🇵🇸Mar 17
@evan hear,hear
Show threadCyb3rrunn3r :verified::fckafd::coffee_mug:Mar 17
@evan Especially ALL from the epstein files!!! ☝️
Show threadJeff GriggMar 17

@cyb3rrunn3r @evan

Banksy is not in the Epstein files.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_named_in_the_Epstein_files

…

But we know who is!

"The New York Times identified more than 5,300 files containing over 38,000 references to […] and related terms in the January 2026 release."

List of people named in the Epstein files - Wikipedia

Show threadCyb3rrunn3r :verified::fckafd::coffee_mug:Mar 17
@JeffGrigg @evan i wrote that because of THIS: "INVESTIGATE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE"

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Show threadGentleman TechnologistMar 17
@evan I am Banksy
Show threadIsaac FreemanMar 18
@GentlemanTech @evan I am Banksy!
Show thread Shlee fooled around &Mar 17

@evan this is a real flex.. but people in the arts community know who he is. If you don't know, you're not in the right circles.    

(and yes, revealing it is stupid)

Show threadDmytriMar 17
@evan yeah, like who cares what their secret identity is? It's like this person you never heard of is Banksy? So? Unless it's someone who is already famous for something else besides being Banksy why would that be interesting?
Show threadcanleaf08✅ 加拿大葉子 🏳️‍🌈⚧️🇪🇺🍁Mar 17
@evan Banksy is who I am. Banksy is everyone. We are all Banksy. We are not Epsteins.
Show threadnojhan, Cassandre de l’analyse systémiqueMar 18
@canleaf @evan Burn your heroes. We’re not immune to discover that Banksy has actually been spoiled by his success. Power corrupts.
Show threadjnpnMar 17
@evan we should investigate why systems always investigate the ones no one want to investigate
Show threadgulfie officialMar 17
@evan its me im banky
Show threadgulfie officialMar 17
@evan imagine micky mouse... but like doing something fucked up... makes u think
Show threadHeikoMar 17

@evan I'm glad these valiant truth-seekers have gotten the guy who spray paints hopeful symbolism on walls sorted.

I assume they will now shift their keen investigative minds to reporting about Palantir's sales process. Or whatever. This is going to be great!

Show threadDreyMar 17
@evan - Absolutely.
Show threadKatzedecimalMar 17
@evan
Show threadEd WiebeMar 17
@evan I’m happy to have read the story. There are an enormous number of other artists who deserve our attention. Don’t venerate Banksy, or anyone else.
Show threadEstarriol, Terrorist DragonMar 17

@evan

Din't they have MORE paedophiles to unmask?

Aaaaaah I see Banksie is the distraction....

Show threadRobots can be gay deal with itMar 17
@evan Banksy's identity
Show threadR.L. Dane    🍵 Mar 17

@evan

I thought his identity was already public knowledge?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy

Banksy - Wikipedia

Show threadgroff 🇺🇦Mar 17
@evan I don't want to know that Banksy was a privileged white kid from a well off family.
Show threadstony karkMar 17
@evan @tofugolem we can bury the story by ignoring it. No clicks, no searches, nothing. They can't make you care unless you let them.
Show threadGeoff CoffeyMar 18
@evan In conversation.
Show threadMother BonesMar 18
@evan I saw the article and I have already forgotten the name, and I'm not trying to remember. 😌