Before crowbars were invented, crows would drink at home.

The local crowbar was shut down because of all the murders.

Police are still investigating the caws.

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So they went to the drug and dance party where they were raven all night

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Was there a caws to that effect?
@dgar I have been officially punned to death. 😡
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This was a painful walk down the primrose path.
@dgar Dude, this one was aces. I fell for it.
@dgar Look, there's no caws for alarm okay?!
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My local crowbar was taken over by jemmy wrens.
@dgar Now you're just raven'

@dgar as a lover of crows, I appreciate and LOL'd to this so much!

Thank you :)

@Crissy @dgar when I cycle past them I often give them a little special wave

…my crow wave
@u0421793 @dgar @Crissy Do you follow it up with a ding on your bell?
@dgar The second and third line take this to a whole new level - you could say that you raised the (crow)bar.
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@dgar Already boosted this when you first posted. So, I was looking for the "reboots" button! πŸ˜€
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Police say that they will catch these dark perpetrators who were seen raven at the crowbar, allegedly part of BLM, and they will perpetuate Nevermore!

@dgar this app needs an angry react or a thumbs down or "booo" or something
@dgar The suspect in custody filed a writ of habeus corvus.
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