Ageless Linux: Software for humans of indeterminate age. We don't know how old you are. We don't want to know. We are legally required to ask. We won't.

https://agelesslinux.org/

Ageless Linux — Software for Humans of Indeterminate Age

@nixCraft Love Linux, works well on older hardware, not a resource hog like windows...

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Or if you're a young developer, you download the source, stub out the age tests, and build your own version to install from - you going to sue a teen cause they have skills?

The whole notion of age verification in open source software where the source of the software is available to modify, is so brain damaged and unenforceable.

Maybe add age verification as a loadable kernel module. Then people can opt-out or opt-in at the time of install.

I am amazed that #California of all places, being open to ideas and a hub of technology is parking their brain cells in a handicap zone.

@sirwumpus @nixCraft like the proprietary codecs checkbox, add another that says "i'm from California and I certify i'm over 18", not saving that anywhere.

@sirwumpus @nixCraft

It's because these data collection bills (let's be real, that's what they are) are being funding by mostly Meta to push age verificiation onto OS providers under the guise of "won't someone *please* think of the children?!"

@AugrahsButler @nixCraft

the guise of "won't someone please think of the children?!"

Oddly enough, it was the 1970's and 1980's children that took apart code - Apple II supplied BIOS code, Exidy Sorcerer available monitor code and circuit layout, DR's CP/M the BIOS portion though many disassembler all of CP/M to add more features to name a few,

Its the children driven by curiosity, a desire to understand, and learn that bring about future changes. They won't care about age rules, just a challenge to bypass them and sell that knowledge to their friends.

@sirwumpus @nixCraft
As AugrusButler points out below, the big 3 tech companies with a financial stake in age verification -- Apple, Alphabet, and Micro$haft -- pushed very aggressively in California for passage of this ill-advised and unfortunately passed bill.
@sirwumpus @nixCraft I think it's more serious than that. Open source cannot escape cryptographic signature verification that can be required for remote services.

@sirwumpus @nixCraft it’s a picket fence with a latched gate.

Visible boundary that will be used for other things in court.

@sirwumpus @nixCraft > you going to sue a teen cause they have skills?

Yes, absolutely. Time honored tradition dating back to the late 90's of folks who reported a problem they stumbled across. I worked for a few companies that did that.

Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.

@sirwumpus @nixCraft As source code has been dragged through the courts and defined as Free Speech in the US any open source based distribution would seem to have the ability to use the constitution against any state based law.

IANAL

@nixCraft this RISC-V system looks incredibly cool.
@nixCraft This website is such an excellent rebuttal to the nonsensical parameters of the Californian law. Funny read!
@abmurrow yup, the bottom of the page is like big fuck off. Lmao.
@nixCraft love this, but the website is very US-centric. This age verification madness is sweeping the whole world.
@kestral @nixCraft it's California-centric because at this moment only California has enacted this law
@jackeric @nixCraft Sure - presently that's true - but other states in the US, and countries around the world, are close to doing so. My comment was specifically about the website listing other states where it might become law but not mentioning it's a global pheonomemon.
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It's Unix - of course **EVERYONE** was born on 1970-01-01 !
@agturcz
Heh... That would coincide with the birthday of nigh everyone on Steam :D

See: https://web.archive.org/web/20130715011254/http://www.thenobleeskimo.com/steamusers.html
Valve: "93% of Steam Users Born on January 1st"

Valve Software statement: 93 percent of Steam Users Born on January First. Videogame satire, comedy, gaming, funny. TNE - The Noble Eskimo

@me What a pleasant coincidence!

@nixCraft Here's the #Debian #SystemDCensorD proposal, using D-Bus - "On installation, the user will be required to enter their location. ... This location and user data will be managed by a new daemon, systemd-censord, ... For example, ... a unit for China will implement keyword scans ... debian will need to switch to being a binary-only distribution ... with ... controls to prevent any non-signed software from being installed , written, or compiled, ..."

@debian

[1] https://lists.debian.org/debian-legal/2026/03/msg00018.html

On the need for a censorship API for legal compliance reasons in some countries and U.S. states

@boud

Gosh — is it 1st April already? 😄

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@boud @nixCraft @debian Is this a goddamn joke?!

@drwho @nixCraft

What I quoted from is a satirical response (not by me - I can't claim the credit) to what was originally a serious proposal to handle a real-world dystopian problem. The satirical proposal doesn't have a [[WP:SNOW]]ball's chance in hell of being accepted. You'll have to follow the thread to see if *some* sort of opt-in proposal gets accepted, or is seen as too dangerous. Maybe adding "ageless-linux" as an opt-in Debian package could be doable.

@debian

@boud @nixCraft @debian It took me a while to figure that out, because it's written so much like the non-fake proposals I couldn't tell. Which is frightening in and of itself.
@nixCraft is this a joke? or i don't get it. when it requires first the download or e.g. debian, but debian itself requires the age check on install, how can ageless linux work, when you have to run the conversion script after the debian installation?
@utf_7 @nixCraft Debian now asks for age on install???
@gunstick @nixCraft i dont think so, but maybe in near future?
@utf_7 @nixCraft from this post I deduce that Debian will never ask for age.
But move the responsibility to distros with a faster turnaround. Their LTS goes until 2033.
https://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2026/03/msg00016.html
On the unfortunate need for an "age verification" API for legal compliance reasons in some U.S. states

@nixCraft ok that finished to change my mind. Thanks.
@nixCraft I love this solution, but what are the plans for hardware providers? I feel like companies that offer Linux pre-installed will be the ones on the hook for ensuring the age verification is there. Will there be California editions that come with no OS?

@nixCraft linux can’t fundamentally do age verification because how it’s built into the system to be local by default and even if something was made you could literally strip it out of the source code so even if a company like Ubuntu added it into something a dev team like Linux Mint would remove that crap anyway.

The law makers really are showing their age being out of touch with technology like my mother and grandmother.

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Where I can catch up on the context?

Interesting to see how many people are born on 1970-01-01.

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@nixCraft I've been looking for an excuse to try out the Milk-V boards. I did not expect it to be this
@nixCraft in which the flightless bird gang flies the bird at california

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Or comply in the worst way.

aged. Age daemon.

Reads ~/config/age.conf for self-set date of birth.

Thats it.

People here acting like these laws won't just be stillborn, impossible to actually enforce, or challenged in court immediately after they take effect. At least in the US since code is free speech and enacting this on people (especially hobbyist distros) is not only unconstitutional but an anti-trust situation, since clearly this seems to be primarily targeting Microsoft, Apple, and Google. Also there is already a precedent from years ago saying you can't force people to use an operating system they don't want on their own computer and you can't lock a computer to disallow switching it.

Also its linux, even if its put in its a simple sudo away from active destruction, the old fucks in charge should be wheeled back into the nursing home or shot behind the shed.

@nixCraft One can assemble your own linux-based operating system from scratch... how's blocking that gonna work?
@nixCraft Aye, going to drop Ubuntu and switch to Ageless Debian. I don't mind if I build up fines in California.
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Didn't expect this meme to age this well.

#linux #meme #halloweencandy