None of my family can pack the dishwasher correctly. I've tried to run workshops to teach them, but nobody ever shows up.
@fesshole try doing instructional shorts on Tik Tok instead
@fesshole I can't imagine why, you sound absolutely charming.
@baiteh @fesshole And you still have a family?
@mkivinen @fesshole locked in the cellar....

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In every household there are two people: one who loads the dishwasher with the precision of the engineer who designed it, and one that acts like a raccoon on meth. 

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I think this one isn't strictly true, but it made me laugh out loud.

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there was a post that every household has someone who loads the dishwasher like a tetris champion and someone who loads it like a rabid raccoon.

apparently i'm the tetris in my household; sounds like you are too.

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@[email protected] That, and also the thing about the right way and wrong ways to load the dishwasher (assuming the goal is to get the dishes clean and not just, I don't know, hide them for awhile).

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@fesshole its almost like the problem isnt the dishwasher
@fesshole Are they free workshops? A rookie mistake is to make them free, people only take things seriously when they've invested in what you're teaching.
@fesshole @joshin4colours Let’s just say that I commissioned a piece of art on this very theme.