Mastodawn

Air to Ground Message:

HI OPS PAX DECIDED TO POO IN REAR TOILET.... CLASSY PAX WE HAVE WILL REQUIRE EXTRA CLEANING/ITS CLOSED OFF NOW HAVE A GOOD ONE

Area: Kleine Brogel, Belgium
Type: Airbus A320
A: #ab2c1afcaeb
F: #f642c8f1178

#acars #vdlm2

Simon newslttrs.com 6h ago

David Friedman 10h ago

I sometimes think about the other set of twin towers in the original Spider-Man trailer that were also destroyed. https://ironicsans.ghost.io/the-other-twin-towers-in-the-spider-man-trailer/

The Other Twin Towers in the Spider-Man Trailer

Besides the WTC, these were also destroyed

Ironic Sans

Simon newslttrs.com 8h ago

"I’m a food blogger – this is how AI helps me make my plate shots pop"

No, mate. This is you faking your photos.

https://www.theguardian.com/capture-more-with-samsung/2026/mar/31/how-ai-helps-food-bloggers-create-better-photos

I’m a food blogger – this is how AI helps me make my plate shots pop

AI cameras are changing the game for creators like Ed Tan: using smart features to tackle issues such as low light and imperfect framing ensure a perfect shot every time

The Guardian

Simon newslttrs.com 9h ago

Bizarre that the British Broadcasting Corporation don’t mention that this is affecting British universities #shinyhunters #bbc #university #news #instructure #canvas

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3pq0136eqo

International cyber attack disrupts swath of universities and schools

A hacking group breached the academic software Canvas, used by thousands of schools and universities across the globe.

BBC News

Simon newslttrs.com 14h ago

Natasha

🇪🇺18h ago

Thanks printer, that cheered me up

Simon newslttrs.com 17h ago

Just in case anyone else is interested, these are the #UK universities listed in the #ShinyHunters #Instructure #Canvas breach list :

Bath Spa University
Birmingham City University
Coventry University
Cranfield University
Edge Hill University
Glasgow School of Art
Heriot-Watt University
Kingston University
London Business School
London Metropolitan University
Swansea University
University College Birmingham
University of Birmingham
University of Bradford
University of Hertfordshire
University of Hull
University of Oxford
University of Stirling
University of Sunderland
University of Sussex
University of Winchester
University of Wolverhampton

Simon newslttrs.com 18h ago

As depressing as it is that people have fallen for Farage’s fascists I’m vaguely optimistic that they’ll carry on making such a dog’s arse of local politics that they won’t be a serious force by the time of the next Westminster election. #ukpol #ukpolitics #election2026

Simon newslttrs.com 18h ago

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David Gerard 19h ago

@pikesley @peter_mcmahan @madargon so many people wanting to fuck linear algebra with a face drawn on

Simon newslttrs.com 1d ago

Instructure Canvas (global virtual learning system for schools and colleges) has been hacked. This is the second incident this week at the hands of ShinyHunters. Students attempting to login seeing message below #hack #instructure #canvas #itsecurity #instructurecanvas #shinyhunters #cyberattack #ransomware

Simon newslttrs.com 1d ago

More from the “we set up a situation to happen and you won’t believe what happened!” school of research.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/07/no-one-has-done-this-in-the-wild-study-observes-ai-replicate-itself

‘No one has done this in the wild’: study observes AI replicate itself

World is approaching point where no one can shut down a rogue AI, says director of body behind study

The Guardian

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