Josh
ColBefore the internet, most people believed villages only had one idiot, now it's abundantly clear that we miscalculated.
Hiker@kibcol1049 The problem is that, thanks to the internet, village and town idiots have gone global.
D. G. MarshallInstead of the global village, we got the global village idiots.
@davidtheeviloverlord Exactly ! @kibcol1049
@pineywoozle โs #3WordNote@kibcol1049 So, So, So Very clear.
๊ฎ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฏ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐ง@kibcol1049 In the villages, people were kept busy
๐ฃ๐ ๐ โซnah, i always knew that villages were built by idiots for idiots ๐
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SecondUniverse (she/her/they)@kibcol1049 It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Rob van Kan๐ป@kibcol1049 Before the Internet, Poepgat (nl) had Henk, the Jesus-stanning village looney.
Thanks to Internet, Henk has made contact with the Hitler-stanning looney from Arschlรถchl (de), the Islam-hating looney from Merde-sur-Meuse (fr) and the antisemitic looney from Sant'Ammerdata (it).
There's your problem.
qurlyjoe@edgeofeurope @kibcol1049
Before the internet, there were isolated men (it was always men) who liked to fuck goats. With the advent of the internet they were able to connect with each other, and form communities. With community they were able to find a collective voice, and to make their voice heard.
Before the internet, there were isolated men (it was always men) who liked to fuck goats. With the advent of the internet they were able to connect with each other, and form communities. With community they were able to find a collective voice, and to make their voice heard.
@qurlyjoe @edgeofeurope Yes but to be fair it was only with the single pretty goats!
Nils, DC4AC@kibcol1049 @qurlyjoe @edgeofeurope
So there was this colonel who was appointed as new commander of a desert fort in the middle of nowhere. It took him a two-day camel ride from the neighbouring village to get there.
Once arrived, the quartermaster gave him a tour around the fort and concluded it "You know Sir, you've seen this is a very remote place. After a couple of months here without seeing a single woman, a certain... tension builds up in the men, and we need to get some relief.
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@kibcol1049 @qurlyjoe @edgeofeurope
"Sooo... usually we take this camel right here. We never talk a word about it but it's an open secret and the old colonel silently let it happen. I'd suggest you do the same, Sir."
The colonel, utterly appalled and disgusted, agrees to continue not interfering with the private usage of the camel. But he says to himself thst he will, of course, never make use of it himself.
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"Sooo... usually we take this camel right here. We never talk a word about it but it's an open secret and the old colonel silently let it happen. I'd suggest you do the same, Sir."
The colonel, utterly appalled and disgusted, agrees to continue not interfering with the private usage of the camel. But he says to himself thst he will, of course, never make use of it himself.
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@kibcol1049 @qurlyjoe @edgeofeurope Days pass, weeks turn into endless months, and after and half a year, the colonel is facing a certain... urge.
He sneaks into the stables, looks at the camel... but no, the horror! What a humiliating thought!
Although he manages to hold it for another two months, he finally gives in to his cravings, and has sex with the camel.
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He sneaks into the stables, looks at the camel... but no, the horror! What a humiliating thought!
Although he manages to hold it for another two months, he finally gives in to his cravings, and has sex with the camel.
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@kibcol1049 @qurlyjoe @edgeofeurope
Right while he's in the middle of it, the quartermaster walks in, and is utterly shocked.
"What!", the colonel snaps at him, "you told me yourself that everybody here uses the camel as a relief!"
"Why yes, of course, Sir! But we normally just use the camel for the two-day ride into the villageโthey have a whorehouse there."
Columb Duffy@kibcol1049 yay but the idiot factory has been hard at work #MainStreamMedia
Clutha๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ธ๐ฉ๐บ๐ฆ@kibcol1049 ๐๐๐ made my day!
Better words never spoken!
Well, okay. You did just speak them (typed them, anyway))
xs4me2True!
Andrew J Spaulding@kibcol1049. You can say that again๐.
Rick Calkins@kibcol1049
The Villages, is a MAGAt community in north Florida where STD's and stupidity are the order of the day.
The Villages, is a MAGAt community in north Florida where STD's and stupidity are the order of the day.
Dopes The Frogman@samuraiplumber @kibcol1049 and they're forever expanding. Driving through there is a nightmare. Not to mention the snow lice.
RobinFโ๏ธ๐@samuraiplumber @kibcol1049 There is also a large contingent of resisters in their community. They deserve our support.
Faraiwe@samuraiplumber @kibcol1049 The Villages is a clear case where non idiots are an overwhelmed minority.
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Karen E. Lund ๐๐@Ultraverified @kibcol1049 If it's a party of idiots, why am I not having more fun?
.. probably because these clowns are scary
AGF : poemproducer
Dana das Grau ๐ง๐ป๐งโโ๏ธ@kibcol1049 they are also voters.
chebra@DanadasGrau Sometimes even presidents
The Human Capybara@kibcol1049 And at least they were professional idiots:
Monty Python - Village Idiots
@aSweetGentleman ๐ฑ๐
JW@kibcol1049
I beg to differ. The internet is very good at connecting people with niche interests and thought processes. So, problem is connecting 1 idiot from each village creates a very large crowd.
I beg to differ. The internet is very good at connecting people with niche interests and thought processes. So, problem is connecting 1 idiot from each village creates a very large crowd.
Aslak Raanes@kibcol1049 @daedalus But the village idiot could be the funny one.
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