ColMar 15
Before the internet, most people believed villages only had one idiot, now it's abundantly clear that we miscalculated.
Show threadRob van Kan🔻Mar 15

@kibcol1049 Before the Internet, Poepgat (nl) had Henk, the Jesus-stanning village looney.
Thanks to Internet, Henk has made contact with the Hitler-stanning looney from Arschlöchl (de), the Islam-hating looney from Merde-sur-Meuse (fr) and the antisemitic looney from Sant'Ammerdata (it).

There's your problem.

Show threadqurlyjoeMar 15
@edgeofeurope @kibcol1049
Before the internet, there were isolated men (it was always men) who liked to fuck goats. With the advent of the internet they were able to connect with each other, and form communities. With community they were able to find a collective voice, and to make their voice heard.
Show threadColMar 15
@qurlyjoe @edgeofeurope Yes but to be fair it was only with the single pretty goats!
Show threadNils, DC4ACMar 15

@kibcol1049 @qurlyjoe @edgeofeurope
So there was this colonel who was appointed as new commander of a desert fort in the middle of nowhere. It took him a two-day camel ride from the neighbouring village to get there.

Once arrived, the quartermaster gave him a tour around the fort and concluded it "You know Sir, you've seen this is a very remote place. After a couple of months here without seeing a single woman, a certain... tension builds up in the men, and we need to get some relief.

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Show threadqurlyjoe
@DC4AC @kibcol1049 @edgeofeurope
A classic!
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