"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay Who actually cares?

@Iveyline @Natasha_Jay

IMHO, always good to remember that for any popular generational pass-time there was probably at least a microgeneration before who ironed out the kinks.

(That is to say, if the pass-time wasn't already popular before under some other name. Social media didn't start with X/Tumblr/whathaveyou.)

"I have usernames older than you" is a good way to bring this up. Though admittedly for every GenXer with a 1200 baud modem, there were ten with a nintendo.

@Natasha_Jay "On the internet, nobody knows you are 50."

@lobingera @Natasha_Jay "...until you start posting memes from 2006..."

😜

@ElBeeToots @Natasha_Jay

"... began as a caption to a cartoon drawn by Peter Steiner, published in the July 5, 1993 ..."

@lobingera @Natasha_Jay Not unless you brag about your ICQ number (which is burned into your brain)

@gullevek @lobingera @Natasha_Jay

...not literally though? 😄

@Remke @lobingera @Natasha_Jay Perhaps some has it tatooted on their ass?!

@gullevek @lobingera @Natasha_Jay

8 billion people.
Millions of them have weird tattoos on their ass. So why not a user number? It beats the not so original "666" 😄

@Natasha_Jay

My ICQ UIN was 456629 but at some point it was stolen from me because it was a highly coveted 6 digit UIN so I made a new one which was 7869244 and those numbers are indeed etched into my memory.

@MxAlba
116381 and I recall that faster than my first telephone number.

#sixdigitclub
@Natasha_Jay

@Natasha_Jay
That's OK. I'm older than the internet, part of the generation that invented skateboards... Silly people!

@Natasha_Jay At my previous job I was joking about this with some youngsters.

My Hotmail account was created in '97, is older than some of them.

This was our place before it was theirs too.

@Natasha_Jay
ICQ # 22076520 🙋🏼‍♂️
@Natasha_Jay Still a seven-digit ICQ number 😅
@Natasha_Jay this mentality has always annoyed me. what am i doing online? same thing you’re doin! mind your business!
@Natasha_Jay
They think the internet was invented yesteryear by vibe coders, while we were already creating ugly websites with stolen GIFs in notepad in 2000 and earlier.

@Takiro @Natasha_Jay

Created with notepad

<blink>WEBSITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION</blink>

@Natasha_Jay should say something like "We made social media you destroyed it"

(tbh not correct the ones who destroyed it were greedy shitscum)
@Natasha_Jay I still remember my ICQ UIN as well. it will probably the last 9 numbers I say before my death and no one will understand it.

@Natasha_Jay I'm so cyber I piss neon and spit chrome. I cut my teeth in a time when you would swap floppies and underground zines. I would try to learn every machine I touched, from the C64 at my friends house because his dad was an enthusiast, to the Tandy I inherited from a dead grandfather I had never met. No modem, no wifi, no youtube tutorial, no money. Just technology that was facinating to someone who just prior had been living on a mountain reading outdated encyclopedias by kerosene lamp, and only listening to the radio for 15 minutes a day because batteries were hard to get.

A computer was science fiction still, something from the movies. The ICU message notification still can set my brain on fire with anticipation. I keep my notifications off now, because no amount of push messages or advertising will ever compare to the sound that meant the person who I could actually be myself with had arrived online.

@Natasha_Jay :)
As I like to phrase it: Younger ones grew up in the internet. I grew up /with/ the internet.

And, since we're showing off ICQ numbers: UIN 516801 here :)

@dertseha up to 1 minute ago I totally forgot about ICQ. Not sure if I can ever retrieve my handle. 🤣 @Natasha_Jay

@dertseha @Natasha_Jay

I grew up, and worked in IT, before the internet was a “thing”!

In fact I wrote my first computer program in 1973 before TCP was invented in 1974 🙄

@Natasha_Jay This dude planning to vaporize at 40? If not, I have some bad news.

@Natasha_Jay

I expect thriller_instinct is busy crying to mommy now.

@Natasha_Jay I have domains older than you.

@ktims @Natasha_Jay holy shit I actually do, don't I...

I think my oldest domain is drinking age in the US now. (My first web dev experience was in 1996 but I didn't get my own domain until much later.)

@varx @Natasha_Jay My oldest will turn 25 this summer 👴
@Natasha_Jay oh. that ICQ number is significantly smaller than ours. impressive.
@Natasha_Jay I had a fun moment recently where someone was asking if I was old enough to be marked 18+ on a discord server, and my girlfriend pointed out I have /released software/ that's old enough to look at porn.

@foone @Natasha_Jay ran into someone who runs a private chat server

he's not worried about age verification as the newest account on the server is 23 years old :)

@Natasha_Jay I have socks older than half the internet user base
@Natasha_Jay tell that kid to get off my lawn!

@redsad @Natasha_Jay I should probably confess this anonymously, but I don’t have the spoons to submit it:

I actually do — literally, in reality — shake my fist and yell at the sky sometimes. It’s very cathartic. (I’m not yelling *at* the sky, mind you, but it has no choice but to look down on all this shit 24/7/365, so I know it *gets* it.)

@Natasha_Jay cute little troll baby of course has Dr. House as profile pic. 🤣

@Natasha_Jay I love how this thread has just devolved into everyone sharing their six digit UINs :P

just going to put this here, don’t mind me:

https://crosstalk.im

CrossTalk

@Natasha_Jay Or, to quote a friend:
"Listen, sonny, who the fuck do you think built the thing?"
@Natasha_Jay I hope someone has told them about https://escargot.chat/ where you can sign-up using your own ICQ and/or AIM handle and then use classic ICQ and AIM!
Escargot | MSN Messenger and Windows Live Messenger

@Natasha_Jay

uhhhhh we invented this shit. why are YOU here? how bout we bully you young fuckheads who don’t respect their cyber elders? bitch please, until you’ve waited in line after school for two hours just to get 15 minutes of playtime with Oregon Trail so you could kill your friends off with dysentery, let’s not pretend we’re the ones who don’t belong here…… *drinks from garden hose and roams the streets like a feral fairy child whose MTV actually played music videos*

I HAVE USERNAMES OLDER THAN YOU!!!

🤣

@Natasha_Jay

p.s. the day I realized that ICQ numbers meant….. I seek you. whoaaaaa

a/s/l?

@Natasha_Jay nice quote. I wonder why people try to rage bait online over who is unable to use emoticons and social media correctly. My observation is that in any age group there are a lot of people who do not know how to use communication tech correctly, understand the tech to some degree and know how they are manipulated by it.

Also I do not know my ICQ number anymore, but I use my first university login as Mastodon handle. Thus, it's from 1993.

@Natasha_Jay

My first social media was a BBS at 300 Bauds and you had to know the right AT modem config command or you couldn't connect...
..and you had to whittle your modem out of wood, cuttle fish bone and use pirite and flint to spark binary sparks and blown them down copper tubes to the exchange where the lady would direct them with plugs to where they needed to go!

#oldschoolcool #retrocomputing

@n_dimension Whistling 300baud carrier for tests ;-)
@Natasha_Jay
@Natasha_Jay I don't think any of us really want to be on the internet anymore
@Natasha_Jay i have configuration files older than my co-workers…

@Natasha_Jay fuck me, this thread is making me miss those days in the 2000s when me and my cousins and my friends and their friends would all sit around on the living room computer and swap software, websites, ideas and games.

I'm in my mid-20s. I don't remember the dawn of the internet. I wasn't there. But i'd like to think that I managed to catch a glimpse of what could have been.

We have to get back there.

@will @Natasha_Jay oh we'll be forced to, soon enough.
@Natasha_Jay 10019756. just missed the shorter one.