"I have usernames older than you."
@Natasha_Jay tell that kid to get off my lawn!

@redsad @Natasha_Jay I should probably confess this anonymously, but I don’t have the spoons to submit it:

I actually do — literally, in reality — shake my fist and yell at the sky sometimes. It’s very cathartic. (I’m not yelling *at* the sky, mind you, but it has no choice but to look down on all this shit 24/7/365, so I know it *gets* it.)