The MacBook Neo is such an interesting machine that it coaxed a thousand-word-essay out of me: https://samhenri.gold/blog/20260312-this-is-not-the-computer-for-you/
“This Is Not The Computer For You” · Sam Henri Gold

Sam Henri Gold is a product design engineer building playful, useful software.

@samhenrigold oh, i love this!! such fond memories of tinkering with our machines as kids. we need to keep making that possible for kids today :)
@samhenrigold terrific writing. Thank you for reminding me how computers felt to me when I was 12.
@samhenrigold Plus, in a better world, the resource limits of the MacBook Neo wouldn't be felt at all except in extreme cases. There was a time when 8 GB of RAM and whatever processing power an A18 has would have seemed unimaginably vast. Maybe software developers like me can move us a little closer to that better world.
@samhenrigold Some of my most formative experiences as a teenager learning to be a software developer happened on a laptop with a 486SX processor (the main limitation of the "SX" family, the lack of hardware floating-point support, was the core of one such experience), 4 MB of RAM, and a ~170 MB hard drive. Granted, that was in 1996-97. Those specs were probably considered inadequate even in that time.
@samhenrigold To be clear, I wouldn't wish *that* level of austerity on any kid today. In particular, that laptop didn't have a sound card. Built-in audio and hardware-accelerated video decoding and encoding are probably musts these days. But the MacBook Neo does have those.

@matt @samhenrigold

〉 The Four Yorkshiremen have entered the chat… 😜

what is this “lap-top” of which you speak? 🤔

my first computer had 16K RAM^ with no hard drive (just a cassette recorder for saving anything non-ephemeral) and a 6809E microprocessor running at 0.89 MHz & I still had all those feelings and a similar experience 🙃
 
 
 
^ later upgraded to a staggering 64K 🤯

@itgrrl @matt @samhenrigold Well that sounds like pure luxury! The closest thing we had for a computer was an upturned bucket and a broken typewriter! 😊
@matt @samhenrigold Yes, by ‘97 Pentium Pro and PowerPC machines were common, with 16 MB RAM or more. Somehow those machines let you multitask, e.g. Winamp, AIM, a browser, and MS word, fitting together, while today, the size of a single tool can exceed the typical HD capacity of that era, let alone RAM (e.g. Slack has a 350 MB install size, Office is 4 GB, and it’s not uncommon to see browsers sucking down 1 GB+ of RAM). And yet what do they do that you couldn’t back then?
Matt, I do my best in all projects I work on :P
Unfortunately React still exists though. I don't think I can do anything about that.
@samhenrigold Perfectly written and resonated so much. I never had the “right” computer, I was always years behind and at the ragged edge of the hardware. But I took whatever I could get, and I could never get enough of it. That feeling of magic, of possibility. I hope young people can still feel that way.

Beautifully written!

I, too, have written way too much Java on a machine that had no business running a Java IDE. It was the first computer that I had entirely to myself. It had an Intel Celeron and 128 MB of RAM, in the late 00s. This thing was begging for mercy running Borland JBuilder and couldn't handle NetBeans at all. I also had WindowBlinds on it with all kinds of strange themes.

@samhenrigold love this feeling. I'm having it myself with a $200 secondhand #Pinebook Pro that I got to see what I could do with my intermediate Linux knowledge on a bare bones #ARM machine.

I've been running a tiling window manager, managing all of my homelab servers over SSH, using #GnuIMP just like I did on laptops from ~15 years ago to make wallpapers for my jailbroken #kindle

Not every machine needs to be able to do everything. Especially now with prices on the rise.

@samhenrigold saaaaaaam this is beautiful
@samhenrigold this brought me back to a time long-forgotten when I used to play World of Warcraft on my 12” G4 PowerBook that took me many summers to save up and buy. If I didn’t put it on the laptop cooling pad, the fans couldnt keep up and it would run like a Keynote presentation. I should dig that thing out of storage. 

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/116216357692725093

@samhenrigold I am internally workshopping how to work "ceiling made of web browser" into a work conversation.

@samhenrigold this is lovely! Totally agree.
@samhenrigold this is awesome
i remember hackintosh-ing my $500 Asus laptop because I wanted to run OSX and couldn’t afford a Mac. I’m very excited to see the Neo power the next generation of kids. I only hope it inspires them the same way it did me.

@samhenrigold if my old laptop from 2017 didnt have a pretty underpowered APU, i wouldnt have spent so much time learning to optimize windows 10 to its maximum efficiency (knowledge that i still apply on linux DEs, even in much more capable hardware).

if it wasnt because of its slow HDD, i wouldnt have been able to have a triple-boot setup to known if linux was right for me (the HDD was very slow, but it was 1 TB, at a time when similarly priced alternatives with a much faster SSD were 250 GB. Would have worked better, but wouldnt have given me space to experiment with partitions and linux)

if it wasnt because of my first tablet being a dual-core with 1 GB of RAM in 2017, i would likely not bother completely closing the apps as opposed to just getting out of them today, like everyone else i know does, because i would assume it doesnt make an impact on performance nor battery life

the best way to learn about computers is having hardware restrictions. Not software, those prevent you from learning. Hardware restrictions, which instead teach you. And then there's also the needs of each person; not everyone needs a supercomputer for their use case (my dad's intel celeron computer from 2019 with 8 GB RAM is still pretty good for his use case)

the macbook neo is surprisingly the first apple product in my life that i would unironically recommend to some people

@samhenrigold what an amazingly thoughtful text.

@samhenrigold > I edited SystemVersion.plist to make the “About this Mac” window say it was running Mac OS 69, which is the s*x number, which is very funny.

i lol'd

@samhenrigold after finishing reading i can say this was a wonderful journey down nostalgia lane. i never used a mac as a kid, but the feelings ring true for any little computer kid

@samhenrigold i love this, the first review or such on a piece of tech that I feel touches on what computing's supposed to feel like.

Reminds me of when I was that age, messing around with Windows 98 dll's. Countless reinstalls from mom until I learned what I shouldn't touch. Finding tools to burrow around in said dll's. Finding random little apps in the system folders. Editing bitmaps inside the system with mspaint just because I could.

@samhenrigold @timixretroplays Great essay! This resonated a lot with me.

I learnt how to program on a Commodore 64 and Amiga – extremely limited machines by today’s standards. When I hit the limits of what I could do tinkering in BASIC on them in high school I popped the hood and taught myself how to code in assembler to make things run faster.

Fast forward 35 years and I now have a PhD in computer science and work at Apple. :)

@samhenrigold this post resonated with me so much and reminded me of using a family iMac as a kid. it was a core 2 duo with a pretty pedestrian AMD graphics card and 4GB RAM, and i was 100% running very hard against all of those limits (that i just did not understand yet). so many memories brought back. thank you

@samhenrigold

My 2001 iBook G3 600 MHz with 128 MB of RAM agrees with this. Remarkably it wasn't that much more expensive than the Neo, despite the 25 year difference.

@samhenrigold when I was a young Pole wanting to be a sociology researcher but not wanting to work for free the next two years I decided I will do some stuff on the internet and people will pay me.

I started a freelance on a netbook. I didn’t have any budget. It was a 10 inch netbook. I used to do 10m print designs on it on Inkscape. And I earned some money. Then I found a job thanks to what I learned on that MSI intel atom device.

It’s never about the best tool.

@samhenrigold I really appreciate this essay. It fully encapsulates what it was like for me as a child too, (I didn't have mac hardware, instead i had a dell prebuilt and then my own computer i made after saving up my money from christmas + birthdays for 2 years for an i7-4790k & a GTX 960...). I am someone who still to this day views "minimum specs" as a challenge. I actually had a chromebook (I believe it was the Asus Chromebook C200). I remember when I found out about mrchromebox and released that I could remove the r/w screw. I remember fucking around with the hardware, installing galliumOS (I also tried things like Manjaro I3 edition which didn't have keyboard drivers since none of the galliumOS driver work had been in mainline kernel). I remember the pure excitement I had from getting Minecraft to run natively on my chromebook and the fact that my frames were actually decent (I mean it wasn't like 4000fps but it wasn't bad either, ~40fps). I have always been one to try to push the boundaries (before chromebook "hacking" I was into jailbreaking before crapple made that less and less possible. I grew up with Pangu's semitether for iOS 9, past the peak of untethered). Not very many of my peers followed and it irks me to hell knowing what these platforms are capable of when not restricted.
@samhenrigold Young me using an iBook G4’s built-in tools to make it a WiFi router for a dozen people while I was using it, and unlocking the external display driver from mirrored to extended.
@samhenrigold this's hands down the best review i've read on this hardware, well done.
@samhenrigold This is fantastic. Thank you for writing it. 💖
@samhenrigold That is by far the best product review I have ever read. Thank you.
@samhenrigold And then go and watch https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ncubg00Wbd0 and see that the Neo is WAY better than you think.
“The MacBook Neo is too slow” 🤔

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@samhenrigold Thank you for this heartfelt post. Brings back memories of my early childhood experiences with TRS-80, Commodore 64, first IBM PC, and Apple IIe
@samhenrigold Thank you for writing this, Sam. Your words took me back 30 years to growing up in the 90’s doing similar things on the family Mac. I’ll admit I even teared up a little as I reminisced.
@samhenrigold editing the Mac OS version has been making me laugh all morning
@zanchey the primary reason to disable SIP these days
@samhenrigold Awww, me and my old Mac Plus. And now I work in a library helping people who, sometimes, are getting their own first computer.

@samhenrigold Iv'e never thought about editing a version, it's really fun.

In terms of kids as the main customer, I think it will be hard. Kids use a lot of resource intensive tasks, even at school.

I'd think it more for a regular person who just watches movies there, writes some text and uses small spreadsheets.

In my mind, it's more than half of regular population.

@samhenrigold Love the article. Exactly like the P133 I used to have!!
@samhenrigold this is beautifully written and my inner 12 year old discovering telnet and Hypercard and ResEdit and TurboGopher on the family PowerMac feels very seen

@samhenrigold I’m glad you wrote this. It was really touching.

Somewhere around the midpoint I thought, that was me, too. Except you were probably a little cooler. Lol

@samhenrigold A fabulous piece of writing. I'm not that kid - I dabble with Linux but I don't have a technical mind - but I heartily support anyone who is that kid.

@samhenrigold Incredibly well-written (and also I didn't learn about the Neo until now). The only doubt i have is, ironically, the IMHO hefty price.

I never paid more than ~500€ for a laptop. I bought a brand new 8GB RAM laptop in 2015 (yes, inflation, slower memory, AI-Slop price hikes) for that price. And that was *a lot* of money back then. While nowadays I have a well-paying job and my Air is paid for by my employer, I do know how it is to not have that kind of money to spare. I have friends who still don't.

And what we do if I help them buy something is buy refurbished. You can easily beat the Neo price tag buying a refurbished or "used but new" Air, getting more for it. And then I'm honestly not sure who this laptop is for... . In theory, the Neo refurbished should of course be even cheaper, but only, if people buy it in the first place. And the outlined target group, students, even if they get one – they're the kind of person to hold onto it until the updates run out. So even more limited refurbished options.

So I worry whether the Neo will actually ever be the budget laptop it sets out to be. I would never have been able to spend that much money. I mean, yeah, I come from a kinda poor household, maybe I was just too poor even for that. But mostly the cap was/is about 300€ ....

@samhenrigold

This is a beautiful read. Thankyou. I love that you've put into black and white that process of grinding away with whatever hardware you have, and loving it.

I was that kid once too. I had just forgotten.
@samhenrigold I really love what you wrote and how you said it, and it's something that has been on my mind but I lacked the words for. A topological limitation (physics, etc) is a spark for creativity, and I like that. I do not like being told no. They're very, very, very different things.
@samhenrigold this is very nicely writen, i enjoyed it!
although i gotta say anything looks good when you compare it to a chromebook xD