That oracle of death table is straight out of Super Inframan.
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So death gives you new underwear?
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We have gel lights and we know how to use them.
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Why is the sky red? Are we on Mars?
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Oh neat. A temple shaped like a giant spider. Impractical but cool idea.
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Spider goddess is into suffocation play?
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That was it? Sher didn't even get to put up a fight after all that lead up?
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Bow down an worships Daedelus's codpiece.
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Glossary is evil? Oh no!
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The audience now has tinitus.
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We replaced Glossary with an AI?
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MINOS IS A TECH BRO! OH NO!
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Oh... okay. What? Why? Zeus why did you use time powers to just kill Daedalus and not like rewind the movie a few minutes?
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Two movies with king Minos and NOT ONE GODS DAMNED MINOTAUR IN SIGHT! WTF movies??
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Hercules is fighting against a Light Bright.
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King Kong vs Godzilla! As the cheapest cartoon ever made.
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A snake? Wait no this is literally just traced over King Kong 1933! WTF!?
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"Minos has been cancelled"
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Well Herc finally yeeted something into space. but it was a snake made of cartoon light who was King Minos... This movie is so fucking dumb.
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Forehead kisses of death.
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Meanwhile stock footage volcano from a completely different much older movie.
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Atlantis did what now?
Atlantis had Rita Repulas powers?
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In the not to distant past. last Sunday BC~
There was a guy named Herc. Not to different from you or me~
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Hercules gave us the moon and the lunar calendar.
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What happened to Herc's wife? From the first movie...
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WHERE IS MY GODS DAMNED MINOTAUR!?!
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Next week in Hercules 3: somehow Minos returned
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Up next on the Monsterdon double feature... Italian Godzilla? Whut? This could be the wrongest of frogs.
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Raymond Bar? Oh the strobbing is going to be really bad in this. My eyes.
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The idea of adding gel colors over a black and white movie isn't the worst artistic vision. However it's very sloppy and makes the movie darker and blurrier so harder to look at.
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Godzilla's arrival is in trans flag colors.
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Oh actual real ship wrecks and deaths. Oh joy... I hate Cozzi.
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Even grainy Godzilla footage is still Godzilla footage. And they kept most of the soundtrack. So this is just stirring up memories of watching good versions of this movie.
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And now comes the unwatchable part of the 1977 Italian version
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There's your real horror shots Cozzi! A devastated city with few survivors. And the sad haunting sound of a children's choir.
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Octopus money shots? Eh? We need to fill that much time?
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As Serizawa and Godzilla die the skies once again turn trans.
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Battleship cannons!? WHYYYYY????? I wow. I have never seen a worse re-edit of a film ever.
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Script supervisor? For what? Directly translating the American version?
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Fine...?
NO! Not fine.
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