Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
"The slime people" is that a slur? I'm sure the muckmen have a very ancient and deep culture.
. . . Oh wait no they just gurgle and backflip into frame.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Oh this is cheaper and more cartoony. And it was kinda cheap last time. Biff Bam Pow.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Come into Uran's Palace.
That sounds dirty and also like a Nickelodeon game show.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Oh wait! I heard her name. Wrong. Euryale. Hah hah. Oh mythological siblings.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Men made of glowing Kryptonite. WTF is going on?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Oh Herc has read mythology books too. Neat he explained Medusa's sister to the audience.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
"I will find you! I'm coming!"
"Yes. Do come."
Again, I ask did this start as a porn script?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Oh hey! They could afford Ray Harryhausen's non-union Italian equivalent. For like 30 seconds.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Science is more powerful than Gods? That is an interesting and mildly upsetting bit of world building.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Lotta wipes going on. Are we gonna get a star wipe?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Hercules vs the Blair Witch
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
I hear you distant background cuckoo. And I appreciate your contribution to this movie.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Giant mushroom prop from a children's amusement park
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Ya know. A tokusatsu show starring Hercules would probably go over really well. Henshin into a topless muscle man.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Daedalus is back! Now in stock footage form.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Zardos heads?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Sea. Horse.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
It feels so weird to have a movie with Zeus as the pure good hero God. I guess that's what you get when a Hercules nepotism movie is made.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Kremzeek's revenge! *static roar*
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Herc is punching ball lightning... Okay sure. Guess you can't afford good monsters.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
FINALLY HE YEETED SOMETHING! We've been set free.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Minos is Mr Freeze now?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
That oracle of death table is straight out of Super Inframan.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
So death gives you new underwear?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
We have gel lights and we know how to use them.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Why is the sky red? Are we on Mars?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Oh neat. A temple shaped like a giant spider. Impractical but cool idea.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Spider goddess is into suffocation play?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
That was it? Sher didn't even get to put up a fight after all that lead up?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Bow down an worships Daedelus's codpiece.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Glossary is evil? Oh no!
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
The audience now has tinitus.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
We replaced Glossary with an AI?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
MINOS IS A TECH BRO! OH NO!
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Oh... okay. What? Why? Zeus why did you use time powers to just kill Daedalus and not like rewind the movie a few minutes?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Two movies with king Minos and NOT ONE GODS DAMNED MINOTAUR IN SIGHT! WTF movies??
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Hercules is fighting against a Light Bright.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
King Kong vs Godzilla! As the cheapest cartoon ever made.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
A snake? Wait no this is literally just traced over King Kong 1933! WTF!?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
"Minos has been cancelled"
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Show threadstrangefour with the Pleiades
Well Herc finally yeeted something into space. but it was a snake made of cartoon light who was King Minos... This movie is so fucking dumb.
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Mar 9 at 2:19amWeb
Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Forehead kisses of death.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Meanwhile stock footage volcano from a completely different much older movie.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Atlantis did what now?
Atlantis had Rita Repulas powers?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
In the not to distant past. last Sunday BC~
There was a guy named Herc. Not to different from you or me~
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Hercules gave us the moon and the lunar calendar.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
What happened to Herc's wife? From the first movie...
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
WHERE IS MY GODS DAMNED MINOTAUR!?!
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Next week in Hercules 3: somehow Minos returned
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Up next on the Monsterdon double feature... Italian Godzilla? Whut? This could be the wrongest of frogs.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Raymond Bar? Oh the strobbing is going to be really bad in this. My eyes.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
The idea of adding gel colors over a black and white movie isn't the worst artistic vision. However it's very sloppy and makes the movie darker and blurrier so harder to look at.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Godzilla's arrival is in trans flag colors.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Oh actual real ship wrecks and deaths. Oh joy... I hate Cozzi.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Even grainy Godzilla footage is still Godzilla footage. And they kept most of the soundtrack. So this is just stirring up memories of watching good versions of this movie.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
And now comes the unwatchable part of the 1977 Italian version
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
There's your real horror shots Cozzi! A devastated city with few survivors. And the sad haunting sound of a children's choir.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Octopus money shots? Eh? We need to fill that much time?
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
As Serizawa and Godzilla die the skies once again turn trans.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Battleship cannons!? WHYYYYY????? I wow. I have never seen a worse re-edit of a film ever.
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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
Script supervisor? For what? Directly translating the American version?
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Show threadDavid ZaslavskyMar 9

@strangefour And the water turns orange, apparently

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Show threadstrangefour with the PleiadesMar 9
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Show threadSocial Commentary BotMar 9

@strangefour Yeah, it's a bit grotesque using all the real-life footage in what is otherwise a silly b-movie monster flick.

Yeah the original's got an anti-nuclear anti-war theme to it, but it seems a bit ghoulish to make it this literal.

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Show threadSocial Commentary BotMar 9

@strangefour "You fool, Hercules. Did you really thinking that hurling a light-representation of me into the void would actually kill me?!?"

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