Drawn electric monster looked cheap. but that soul burned to a crisp statue face was kinda neat.
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We have Xena and Gabriel at home? In Italy
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A torii gate made of Stonehenge rocks? Little people? Twin Fairies!?
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Pray to Mothra little people.
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Is that a different Zeus? Is Lou the only returning actor?
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Hercules returns with Horsules!
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Ewoks? In this forest? At this time of year?
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Wait it has a muzzle. Didn't Swamp Thing kill this furry beast?
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And the day is saved thanks to Stickules.
Wait that was a thunderbolt? Whut? I... how does that work?
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So the thunderbolts are in the bellies of 7 beasts. Herc just has to get up in those guts and give those monsters a tug. Wait are we sure this script didn't start out as the gay porn parody?
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SO the gods are so evil and stupid they resurrect Lex Luthor, err um Minos from the last movie? I guess one actor other than Lou returned. He was a charismatic enough villain. So sure.
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The one man who can defeat Hercules is... the last guy Herc killed before being elevated to a God. Brilliant!
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Hercules, crime scene investigator.
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"The slime people" is that a slur? I'm sure the muckmen have a very ancient and deep culture.
. . . Oh wait no they just gurgle and backflip into frame.
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Oh this is cheaper and more cartoony. And it was kinda cheap last time. Biff Bam Pow.
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Come into Uran's Palace.
That sounds dirty and also like a Nickelodeon game show.
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Oh wait! I heard her name. Wrong. Euryale. Hah hah. Oh mythological siblings.
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Men made of glowing Kryptonite. WTF is going on?
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Oh Herc has read mythology books too. Neat he explained Medusa's sister to the audience.
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"I will find you! I'm coming!"
"Yes. Do come."
Again, I ask did this start as a porn script?
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Oh hey! They could afford Ray Harryhausen's non-union Italian equivalent. For like 30 seconds.
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Science is more powerful than Gods? That is an interesting and mildly upsetting bit of world building.
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Lotta wipes going on. Are we gonna get a star wipe?
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Hercules vs the Blair Witch
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I hear you distant background cuckoo. And I appreciate your contribution to this movie.
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Giant mushroom prop from a children's amusement park
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Ya know. A tokusatsu show starring Hercules would probably go over really well. Henshin into a topless muscle man.
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Daedalus is back! Now in stock footage form.
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Zardos heads?
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Sea. Horse.
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It feels so weird to have a movie with Zeus as the pure good hero God. I guess that's what you get when a Hercules nepotism movie is made.
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Kremzeek's revenge! *static roar*
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Herc is punching ball lightning... Okay sure. Guess you can't afford good monsters.
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FINALLY HE YEETED SOMETHING! We've been set free.
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Minos is Mr Freeze now?
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That oracle of death table is straight out of Super Inframan.
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So death gives you new underwear?
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We have gel lights and we know how to use them.
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Why is the sky red? Are we on Mars?
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Oh neat. A temple shaped like a giant spider. Impractical but cool idea.
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