strangefour with the PleiadesSo the thunderbolts are in the bellies of 7 beasts. Herc just has to get up in those guts and give those monsters a tug. Wait are we sure this script didn't start out as the gay porn parody?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
SO the gods are so evil and stupid they resurrect Lex Luthor, err um Minos from the last movie? I guess one actor other than Lou returned. He was a charismatic enough villain. So sure.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
The one man who can defeat Hercules is... the last guy Herc killed before being elevated to a God. Brilliant!
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
"The slime people" is that a slur? I'm sure the muckmen have a very ancient and deep culture.
. . . Oh wait no they just gurgle and backflip into frame.
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. . . Oh wait no they just gurgle and backflip into frame.
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Oh this is cheaper and more cartoony. And it was kinda cheap last time. Biff Bam Pow.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Come into Uran's Palace.
That sounds dirty and also like a Nickelodeon game show.
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That sounds dirty and also like a Nickelodeon game show.
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Oh wait! I heard her name. Wrong. Euryale. Hah hah. Oh mythological siblings.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Oh Herc has read mythology books too. Neat he explained Medusa's sister to the audience.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
"I will find you! I'm coming!"
"Yes. Do come."
Again, I ask did this start as a porn script?
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"Yes. Do come."
Again, I ask did this start as a porn script?
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Oh hey! They could afford Ray Harryhausen's non-union Italian equivalent. For like 30 seconds.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Science is more powerful than Gods? That is an interesting and mildly upsetting bit of world building.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
I hear you distant background cuckoo. And I appreciate your contribution to this movie.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Ya know. A tokusatsu show starring Hercules would probably go over really well. Henshin into a topless muscle man.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
It feels so weird to have a movie with Zeus as the pure good hero God. I guess that's what you get when a Hercules nepotism movie is made.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Herc is punching ball lightning... Okay sure. Guess you can't afford good monsters.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
That was it? Sher didn't even get to put up a fight after all that lead up?
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Oh... okay. What? Why? Zeus why did you use time powers to just kill Daedalus and not like rewind the movie a few minutes?
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Two movies with king Minos and NOT ONE GODS DAMNED MINOTAUR IN SIGHT! WTF movies??
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Well Herc finally yeeted something into space. but it was a snake made of cartoon light who was King Minos... This movie is so fucking dumb.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Meanwhile stock footage volcano from a completely different much older movie.
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
In the not to distant past. last Sunday BC~
There was a guy named Herc. Not to different from you or me~
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There was a guy named Herc. Not to different from you or me~
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Up next on the Monsterdon double feature... Italian Godzilla? Whut? This could be the wrongest of frogs.
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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1977
The idea of adding gel colors over a black and white movie isn't the worst artistic vision. However it's very sloppy and makes the movie darker and blurrier so harder to look at.
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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1977
Even grainy Godzilla footage is still Godzilla footage. And they kept most of the soundtrack. So this is just stirring up memories of watching good versions of this movie.
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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1977
There's your real horror shots Cozzi! A devastated city with few survivors. And the sad haunting sound of a children's choir.
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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1977
Social Commentary Bot@strangefour Yeah, it's a bit grotesque using all the real-life footage in what is otherwise a silly b-movie monster flick.
Yeah the original's got an anti-nuclear anti-war theme to it, but it seems a bit ghoulish to make it this literal.
@strangefour "You fool, Hercules. Did you really thinking that hurling a light-representation of me into the void would actually kill me?!?"