Fesshole 🧻
Binged all of Star Trek TNG over two months in an attempt to save our dying relationship. Didn't work, but my goodness has it worked wonders in pulling wealthy nerds. Haven't paid for a holiday in three years now, which makes up for the mediocre sex.
Mar 8 at 7:20pmWeb
Show threadNot The LBC GuyMar 8
@fesshole you can tell this was written by an angry male jock because any woman who dates nerds knows that gratitude is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Show threadRobert PickeringMar 8

@NotTheLBCGuy @fesshole @kittyboy77

Thank you. Clicked into this, thinking something wasn't quite right with the story, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. I think you both nailed it.

Show threadAverage Punk Rock LoserMar 9
@NotTheLBCGuy @fesshole

And also that nerds are often FREAKS in bed.

Trekkies virtually invented fanfiction
Show threadChaotic CatboyMar 8
@fesshole If you're having mediocre sex with nerds, that's probably a skill issue on your part. The Venn diagram of nerdy and kinky AF is mostly intersection IME
Show threadDaburu DarMar 9
@kittyboy77 @fesshole particularly with Star Trek nerds. Every one of them wants to shove their photon torpedo up your spatial transwarp conduit.
Show threadMorayMar 8
@fesshole There's presumably only so much excitement to be gained from someone saying beam me up when they engage
Show threadInc Hulk 🧪Mar 8
@fesshole
Would a Tribble costume count as "a furry"?