Binged all of Star Trek TNG over two months in an attempt to save our dying relationship. Didn't work, but my goodness has it worked wonders in pulling wealthy nerds. Haven't paid for a holiday in three years now, which makes up for the mediocre sex.
@fesshole you can tell this was written by an angry male jock because any woman who dates nerds knows that gratitude is a powerful aphrodisiac.
@NotTheLBCGuy @fesshole

And also that nerds are often FREAKS in bed.

Trekkies virtually invented fanfiction