"Am I the only one who" mate there are 8 billion people on this planet. You are not the only one who puts sauce on the side. You are not the only one who doesn't like small talk. You are not a rare breed. You are a person with a mild preference and a Wi-Fi connection.
@Daojoan Am I the only one still uses wired Ethernet!?
@Daojoan Am I the only one who feels like this is a challenge to find their weirdest quirk?
@Daojoan Am I the only one who gets unreasonably annoyed by people commenting "am I the only one"? (Unsurprisingly, the answer is no...)
@Daojoan Well, I'm apparently not the only one that makes this observation.
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queue...True Detecive season 1
Rust Chole: We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, this accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody.
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@Daojoan Sending good vibes and love in case you need them rn

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i am not the only one who stans JA Westenberg

@benroyce @Daojoan a) I'm also a Joan stan b) I often write about my depression, about cutting and burning, not to exorcise my own demons, but to convince my other depressive cutters and burners that they're not the only one of them.
Fight Club - You are not special.

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@Daojoan Am I the only one who gets mildly irritated when someone conflates wifi with the internet?

(and, yeah, don't take this too seriously)

(edit: yeah, I understand synecdoche)

Sometimes it feels like I'm the only person boycotting entertainment altogether for ethical and economic reasons. At least from what I gather online. But maybe if I found a hippie primitivist commune deep in the mountains...

@Daojoan sounds like you are browsing LinkedIn again 😄

"Am I the only one" and "nobody talks about" are my least favourite twins from the "the destruction of" family.

@Daojoan brutal, but so true😄

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> "Am I the only one who" mate there are 8 billion people on this planet. You are not the only one who puts sauce on the side. You are not the only one who doesn't like small talk. You are not a rare breed. You are a person with a mild preference and a Wi-Fi connection.

LOL savage!