"Am I the only one who" mate there are 8 billion people on this planet. You are not the only one who puts sauce on the side. You are not the only one who doesn't like small talk. You are not a rare breed. You are a person with a mild preference and a Wi-Fi connection.
@Daojoan Am I the only one who gets unreasonably annoyed by people commenting "am I the only one"? (Unsurprisingly, the answer is no...)