"Am I the only one who" mate there are 8 billion people on this planet. You are not the only one who puts sauce on the side. You are not the only one who doesn't like small talk. You are not a rare breed. You are a person with a mild preference and a Wi-Fi connection.

@Daojoan sounds like you are browsing LinkedIn again 😄

"Am I the only one" and "nobody talks about" are my least favourite twins from the "the destruction of" family.