Felix HerderMar 3
Lady Laura 
#Meme #Humour
Mar 3 at 12:30pmBuffer
Show threadYpsilenna GloomvaleMar 3

@cmconseils So pizza isn't supposed to taste like a carton box? My entire life is a lie :(

/j obviously, lol

Show threadlucaMar 3
@Ypsilenna @cmconseils Rejoice, some pizza do, when you choose the wrong restaurant! ๐Ÿ˜…
Show threadferricoxideMar 3
@cmconseils We do have flying cars though (and it's not just a "dumb Americans" capability).
Caught on cam: Car goes airborne after hitting island

YouTube
Show threadFandaSinMar 3

@ferricoxide

Holly f**k! Driver survived it with non-life threatening injuries.๐Ÿคฏ

@cmconseils

Show threadferricoxideMar 3
@FandaSin @cmconseils

There's lots of vids like that on YouTube. I was actually surprised that most of the hits were European incidents since most USians are fairly clueless about roundabouts and more places in the US are replacing N-way stopsign-controlled intersections with roundabouts.
Show thread๐”ฑ.๐”ฅ.Mar 3
@ferricoxide POLSKA GUROM!!
Show threadJohn MaxwellMar 3
@cmconseils I'd find eating the pizza before opening the box kinda impressive.
Show threadPete Alex Harris๐Ÿฆก๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ/โˆž๐ŸชโˆซMar 3
@jmax @cmconseils
Yeah, mind your own fuckin business, pizza box, it's my pizza.
Show threadMorten Juhl-JohansenMar 3
@cmconseils About those hoverboards...
Show threadBen HammondMar 3

@cmconseils

It feels like 2015 was the year western civilization peaked

Show thread๐Ÿฅ‘ Yours Truly! Unruly ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒปMar 3

@benh @cmconseils

#Homostupidus

Show threadlucaMar 3
@unruly @benh @cmconseils I just fear what will be next depiction in row.
Show thread๐Ÿฅ‘ Yours Truly! Unruly ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒปMar 4

@luc0x61 @benh @cmconseils

My guess is a small ape again without technology that walks on his knuckles.

Show threadlucaMar 4
@unruly @benh @cmconseils That is a predictable outcome. However, I think that we aren't always so good in foreseeing the future, and it would astonish me. But I won't be there, then I just glance at nearest future I can.
Show thread๐Ÿฅ‘ Yours Truly! Unruly ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒปMar 4

@luc0x61 @benh @cmconseils

Sadly, the nearest future I see is ongoing war. Try to stay safe, yet resist. โœŠ๏ธ

Show threadMartin Vermeer FCDMar 3
@unruly @benh @cmconseils Remembering the rake phase
Show threadArtstoriesMar 3
@cmconseils I dreamt the other night that you can make your driving license in flying cars. But only in Norway.
Show threadFrugalGamerMar 3
@cmconseils Nope, I refuse to believe this message was intended for most people. They only added it here because they are genuinely concerned about Cookie Monster.
Show threadRenard Mar 3
@cmconseils Obviously this meme needed a big red circle or else we'd miss the joke due to illiteracy
Show threadGrannyDeannaMar 3
@cmconseils
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Show threadMartin B.Mar 3
@cmconseils let't be frank tho. That kind of note is only on pizzas in the USA (same with the Objects in mirror are closer than they appear on the car mirrors)...
Show threadlucaMar 3
@srandista @cmconseils Nope, the note on mirrors appears here in Italy as well, on some cars. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Show threadKhleedrilMar 3
@cmconseils Where we're going the roads have all crumbled away.
Show threadDaniel LakelandMar 3
@khleedril
Where we're going the roads are littered with handbaskets
@cmconseils
Show threadfoxontherunMar 3
@cmconseils And there will be at least one Influencer who shows how to open the pizza box in the "coolest" way ever - preferably on Instagram ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Show threadAngua Mar 3
@cmconseils

Ah a sign of the times.
To avoid the risk of being sued by the terminally stupid...

I miss the days when opening instructions were on the insude.
Show threadlucaMar 3
@AnguaDelphine @cmconseils Buying some stuff to be assembled the rule is that instructions are always beneath the last piece you're already assembling yourself.
Show threadPeter HuppertzMar 3

@cmconseils
I am so stealing this...

If you bought a motorcycle in the sixties, the manual would tell you how to adjust the valve tappets and the ignition timing.
If you buy a motorcycle today, the manual tells you to not drink the battery acid.*

*) infinitive split on purpose

Show threadcdrikodMar 3
@cmconseils but he don't say all wrong : he said that beaf wins the elections ...
Show threadDressToKILTMar 3

@cmconseils I live way too close to New Jersey to ever want flying cars.

I will never apologize for this joke.

Show threadKenneth BousquetMar 3
@cmconseils Maybe the company doesn't want to get sued in case the customer has eaten the box and became ill.
Not as tasty with the box I guess...
In the movie 'District 9' they eat cat food with the metal container!
That box would be easy to digest I think.
๐Ÿ‘
Show threadMaddad โ˜‘๏ธMar 3

@cmconseils

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚

Show threadmonkiMar 3
@cmconseils bold of them to assume people read written instructions.
Show threadDoug Baker - Elbows Up! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆMar 3
@cmconseils I purchased some rodent poison a few weeks ago and it had on its label: "May contain nuts".
Show threadDanny Boling โ˜ฎ๏ธMar 3

@SonofaGeorge

ffs   

@cmconseils

Show threadGraphical Ronin | Comms OpenMar 3
@cmconseils In our defense there was lead in EVERYTHING
Show threadTiago Mendes-CostaMar 3
@cmconseils Yeah, weโ€™re clearly in the timeline when Biff becomes president.
Show threadOblomovMar 3
@cmconseils I seriously want to know what's behind that note on the cardboard box
Show threadMaypop the DragonMar 3
@cmconseils or what if. perhaps. they were just joking and being silly
Show threadderNMar 3
@cmconseils i read "polen in the 80's"... Made me wonder...
Show threadPhrackerMar 4
@cmconseils
We have flying cars. They're called airplanes.
Show threadTykaynMar 4
@cmconseils
Show threadChip UnicornMar 4

@cmconseils chews through cardboard

The outer shell is pretty bland, but I like the filling!

Show threadYannis GMar 11
@cmconseils wait a minute, that print would only be visible after you opened the box ๐Ÿค”