Actually it might be Daedalus that wins the stupid hat contest

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"Can I just see it grow a little bit? It would mean a great deal to me"

@devilgirlbot

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Come for the stabby stabby stay for the pew pew

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indianajonesandtheidol.jpg

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Hercules and the Gom Jabbar

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You know, Greek is a real language, you didn't have to make up mumbo jumbo

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"the king of africa"

uh oh we're gonna get super racist now aren't we

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Hi, Hercules growing to the size of a giant is everything I had hoped it would be

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I think we can be glad that the King of Africa only had one line, I don't trust these screenwriters with a second one

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Hercules, you can tie a knot, what the hell are you doing

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YEET THE STONE! YEET THE STONE!

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I was vaguely aware they were going on a journey to somewhere specific, I think?

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Geez evil dudes get some ideas other than robots maybe

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Lou Ferrigno is kind of an incredible hulk, I wonder if there are any casting decisions that could make use of this

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Hahaha he fell in the hole, the end

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Chains will work this time, for sure

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is she giving herc E? where are the baby pacifiers and the candy necklaces?

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goin' well, got any more robots to sic on him?

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Defeating minions through the incredible power of STANDING UP

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Offer it herc, I think he'd make a pretty good virgin bride

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which pride flag is this flaming sword

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> flaming sword

never mind

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"that's right! the phoenix goes in the sky hole"

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That is the least flattering silhouette they could have possibly traced

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"and they fucked off into the cosmos"

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oh man I kind of loved that

this is the second time tonight I've seen someone get an arrow to the nipple

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wait Pandora is just some random person in this one?

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What on earth is this music

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you know what I don't care who or why any of these people are

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so this time Lou is *in* the chariot? such range

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This music just says uh, medieval, uh, rome

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"the gang makes a porno"

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which Emperor is this exactly?

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It is distributing me way too much how Medieval this whole thing is, can we just like pick a time period somehow?

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"we did it"

my dude I am still not sure what you did or why

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"goliath" goddamn people get your mythologies straight!

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Will SOMEONE please buy this villain some pants

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Lou really only has that one facial expression, doesn't he

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I feel like these people might be more effective fighters without these atrocious wigs

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white people dancing

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