"Fantastic orgy of destruction" is my middle name. It's hard to explain that to HR managers.
Shitpost machinegun.
Also huge nerd, but you'll have to wade through shitposts and #monsterdon toots to find anything of substance.
| Pronouns | He/His |
| Proverbs | What profiteth it a kingdom if the oxen be deflated? |
Nothing has ever made me feel as old as realizing Rocky Horror Picture Show is 50.
"Your kids are turning 30, don't you feel old" No.
"You're at the age where friends and acquaintances are passing away." That's true.
"RHPS is doing a 50th anniversary tour."
MY BONES OH GOD MY BONES
One other note - you may say ‘but Kevin, the incident response data wouldn’t know about GenAI phishing!’.
Mandiant’s data shows phishing as initial access has dropped for the past 3 years in a row. It’s almost halved since execs hit the GenAI juice.
Sophos data shows same, phishing only 6% of incidents now.
Stop being drunk on sales pitches.
Climbing into bed to nap off a migraine, where @starkraving666 is already napping
Her: you feeling ok?
Me: no I have a headache
Her: oh no, come here
I try to get closer to cuddle but she’s aimed all her bony extremities at me and immediately fallen asleep. I try but it’s like trying to snuggle a pile of elbows and knees and eventually give up.
HEY, #Seattle #retrocomputing folk!
Are you doing anything this Friday? Wanna come test out an (in-progress) Dial-Up ISP?
Bring a modem, your old computer(s) and a phone cable and come have fun!
Don't have a modem? No problem! Bring some old computers anyway. We'll get you connected!
Address and other details are available at https://devhack.net/
Friend: Which one, Mastodon or Bluesky?
Me: Mastodon has scientists and experts in their field who love to share about their lives, and everyone is super nice. Bluesky is not so much.
Friend:
Me: Mastodon is Star Trek. Bluesky is Star Wars.
Friend: Why didn’t you say that first?
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