WHEREAS, the 1983 film Hercules is a triumph of cinematic artistry,
WHEREAS, the gods have some labors that need doing,
WHEREAS, we have some sci-fi models left over from the last movie we filmed,
THEREFORE, let it be resolved that #monsterdon shall commence in 2 hours, at 7 PM MDT!
The MGM lion growling startled the cat, off to a good start
did we just see the big bang, how did they get a camera there
But everything changed when the fire nation attacked
How many jars do you got in this place, Pandora
@devilgirlbot but evil is dark and strong
I mean yeah, okay this does describe Lou pretty well
🔍 how much of hercules 1983's budget was spent on protein shakes
lots of stabby stabby, this is going well
where does one buy a bed like that
DID YOU KNOW? They had to wait 30 years after filming the opening scenes to wait for little Lout Ferrigno to grow up
This king or Zeus or whoever he is has the fakest hair that has even been haired
The pacing of this movie is surprisingly kind of okay
YEET THE BEAR! YEET THE BEAR!
I can feel the cosmos
No constellations were harmed in the making of this film
Next up, find some twins Herc
HAHAHAHA we get to see how small the miniatures actually are
When all you have is a Hercules every problem looks like heavy shit roped to a stick
Is there a sequel with mecha-Hercules
I just love the kind of fight choreography in which you can tell the participants were never in the same room at the same time
this is why I like Marvel movies
Maybe *don't* do a closeup on the spikes so that we can see that they are spray-painted cardboard
YEAR OF THE HORSE!
YEET THE LOG! YEET THE LOG!
I don't remember the log constellation, which one is that one
Uh oh I've seen how this ends, Cassiopeia is going to get yeeted
YEET THE HORSESHIT! YEET THE HORSESHIT!
Small boulder the size of a large boulder
Do the people who made this movie understand how water works
@devilgirlbot I have done what I promised, now it's your turn
Does Circe win the "stupid hat" contest in this one?
Actually it might be Daedalus that wins the stupid hat contest
Come for the stabby stabby stay for the pew pew
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Hercules and the Gom Jabbar
You know, Greek is a real language, you didn't have to make up mumbo jumbo
Hi, Hercules growing to the size of a giant is everything I had hoped it would be
I think we can be glad that the King of Africa only had one line, I don't trust these screenwriters with a second one
Hercules, you can tie a knot, what the hell are you doing
YEET THE STONE! YEET THE STONE!
I was vaguely aware they were going on a journey to somewhere specific, I think?
Geez evil dudes get some ideas other than robots maybe
Lou Ferrigno is kind of an incredible hulk, I wonder if there are any casting decisions that could make use of this
Hahaha he fell in the hole, the end
Chains will work this time, for sure
is she giving herc E? where are the baby pacifiers and the candy necklaces?
goin' well, got any more robots to sic on him?
Defeating minions through the incredible power of STANDING UP
Offer it herc, I think he'd make a pretty good virgin bride
which pride flag is this flaming sword
"that's right! the phoenix goes in the sky hole"
That is the least flattering silhouette they could have possibly traced
this is the second time tonight I've seen someone get an arrow to the nipple
wait Pandora is just some random person in this one?
What on earth is this music
you know what I don't care who or why any of these people are
so this time Lou is *in* the chariot? such range
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the nipple...
I used to be an adventurer like you...
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