Mastodawn

The number of conflicts America has lost in the last half century despite having the most expensive military at the cost of aid for citizens will soon only be surpassed by the number of governments we’ve overthrown only to realize we don’t like it after all, and then overthrow the one we installed.

HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes If we bomb just a little harder, then we will win the hearts and minds!

tootbrute Mar 2

@rmd1023 @hacks4pancakes american exceptionalism on full display.

Space Invader Mar 2

@rmd1023 @hacks4pancakes always makes me thing of this Vietnam era Zippo.

Nerdy Echidna Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes the missiles will continue until morale improves.

Jeff Grigg Mar 2

@spineless_echidna @hacks4pancakes

"We will continue to assassinate leaders we don't like until we're completely happy with the ones who step up to take their place!"

...

(And we're confused as to why there's a shortage of those willing to do that. 🙄 )

Quinn Norton Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes hey, give it up for our consistency!

hiphopheaven Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes the emricsn elites won all wars they get away with war crimes and enriched themselves

Ham on Wry Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes

You mean like Saddam? An American puppet who later became an American scapegoat

Supermoosie Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes

The numbers of their own citizens, it has made bankrupt, to pay for the most expensive military...

KanaMauna Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes

Yep! We’ve been dealing with the blowback from bad decisions made during the Eisenhower administration and now we’ve stretched out that blowback at least to the end of the 21st century.

Scooter Bodgie Mar 1

Pretty much the definition of an 'empire' in rapid decline

@hacks4pancakes And almost total silence from the US media on the Taliban (remember them?) pushing into Pakistan (who has nuclear) missiles. What could possibly go wrong?

Insurgo Formica Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes My theory is they've watched too many movies where they triumphantly bomb the shit out of some place then the credits come up and they all live happily ever after

David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes Someone pointed out when GWB was insulting the French that the US had not won a single war, from the War of Independence onwards (and including the Civil War) unless they had France as one of their allies. It appears that the current regime is intent on preserving this record.

Kevin Russell Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes

They are pushing a man called Pahlavi, descended from the hated Shah, who was the invented "Iranian royalty" they imposed in Iran when the US and UK overthrew the democratic modern government in the 50s to get Iranian oil.

IrishMASMS Mar 1

@hacks4pancakes can someone please come overthrow America please

A wizard did it

@hacks4pancakes

America doesn't like the cut of another country's jib
Overthrows government to install one that will be favourable to them
New government goes "lmao, get fucked yanks"
America doesn't like the cut of another country's jib

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