Wife set the smart bulb in our room to turn on/off when someone claps. You can probably guess what happened when we had sex.
@fesshole Yo, this is FessHole, not HumbleBragHole.
@fesshole Quite stroboscopic!
@fesshole disco infucko? yeah sorry.
@fesshole it's been so many years since I last had clapping sex that took me a couple of seconds to figure this one out.
@fesshole The applause from the audience turned it into a disco event?
@fesshole oooh might that explain the steadily flickering lights I sometimes see in one of the neighboring house's windows?
@fesshole You could ask the audience not to applaud.
@fesshole at the end everyone clapped?
@fesshole everyone in the room stood up and clapped?
@fesshole Is it you or your wife applauding the other for their magnificent sexual prowess?
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careful you don't get the clap
@fesshole "If you're happy and you know it, ..."
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Does it work for apologies and later diy?

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The range of sexual activities that make a clapping sound is quite narrow - one might even say niche - isn't it?