Fesshole 🧻
Wife set the smart bulb in our room to turn on/off when someone claps. You can probably guess what happened when we had sex.
Feb 28 at 8:20amWeb
Show threadjello ツFeb 28
@fesshole Yo, this is FessHole, not HumbleBragHole.
Show threadTuchowskiFeb 28
@fesshole Quite stroboscopic!
Show threadBig Pawed BearFeb 28
@fesshole disco infucko? yeah sorry.
Show threadJacob Ibáñez 🔒Feb 28
@fesshole it's been so many years since I last had clapping sex that took me a couple of seconds to figure this one out.
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬFeb 28
@fesshole The applause from the audience turned it into a disco event?
Show threadVogelgesangFeb 28
@fesshole oooh might that explain the steadily flickering lights I sometimes see in one of the neighboring house's windows?
Show threadJudithFeb 28
@fesshole You could ask the audience not to applaud.
Show threadBarryFeb 28

@aroundthehills @fesshole 👏

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Show threadChris Jarvis Mar 2
@aroundthehills @fesshole hold all applause till the end.
Show threadyetztFeb 28
@fesshole at the end everyone clapped?
Show threadEvil Jim O’DonnellFeb 28
@fesshole everyone in the room stood up and clapped?
Show threadAmbient SpongeFeb 28
@fesshole
Show threadWulfy—Speaker to the machinesFeb 28

@fesshole

#humblebrag

Show threadTomFeb 28
@fesshole
Show threadgoffikFeb 28
@fesshole Is it you or your wife applauding the other for their magnificent sexual prowess?
Show threadFiXatoFeb 28
@fesshole
careful you don't get the clap
Show threadRussellFeb 28
@fesshole "If you're happy and you know it, ..."
Show threadSometimesLovelyFeb 28
@fesshole
Does it work for apologies and later diy?
Show threadDan HattonFeb 28

@fesshole

The range of sexual activities that make a clapping sound is quite narrow - one might even say niche - isn't it?