Oh? We’re NOT the center of the universe, but our planetary gravitational pull is somehow conveniently 1G and our sun is 1 solar mass? Pretty big coincidence.

@batkaren

Also, what about all my first-world problems, huh? Huh?!

@batkaren Not to mention that the average distance from Earth to the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.
@philemonv @batkaren
And a pendulum a meter long swings exactly once a second, and a cubic centimeter of water weighs precisely one gram? I mean, come on!

@Hedgewizard @philemonv @batkaren

All these things cannot be sheer coincidence. Clearly, there is an Intelligent Designer who designed the Universe just for us meatbags.

@philemonv @batkaren came here to say this! No matter where you are in the universe, one AU is still one AU

@batkaren

What's quite wonderful is that every Time Machine ever, has a built-in astronomical computer that computes the trajectory of this planet, around the local star, orbiting the center of the local galaxy, which is orbiting a galactic cluster, and adjusts spacetime travel coordinates, so we always end up on the same planet with its drama. Without it, we'd end up in the cold vacuum of space, gasp for breath for a few Earth moments, then explode from decompression. Thank FSM for computers!

@batkaren

The Terrible Secret of Space

https://youtu.be/wetJN0jJxhY

The terrible secret of space(Long Version)

YouTube
@purrperl @batkaren
It must be more than that. All these time machines must also be probing the future landscape before actually making the journey since no-one ever arrives inside a recently constructed wall or six feet underground or six feet in the air.
:-)
#TimeTravel

@spacemagick @batkaren

That's the spatial fine-tuning, using a known model of Earth, once you get a lock on Earth's position, at your intended time coordinates.

@batkaren

You’d think the Vogons would have a problem with this, but no space aliens have ever tried to correct us. This is the space equivalent of “The Gulf of America”.

@DXMacGuffin @batkaren

I still say that the Klingon war with the Federation was caused by our claim of "Universally Unique IDs" and standards when we had not even involved the other intelligences in this spiral arm of this galaxy.

@JeffGrigg @batkaren

Pretty tone deaf to call it the "Milky Way" galaxy when many aliens don't even know what milk is. And the 7-11s on their planet don't even stock that candy bar.

@DXMacGuffin @batkaren

And almost none of the "alien" races are even "mammals" (or analogs).

"YUCK!" is generally their response, when our term "Milky Way Galaxy" is translated accurately.

@batkaren and my legs are somehow *just* long enough to reach the ground? There are no coincidences.
@batkaren I'm pretty sure *I* am the centre of the universe; everything I see is from my point of view
@batkaren And our planet’s satellite is THE Moon? And our planet’s Ohio State University is THE Ohio State University??
@batkaren
Just wait until you find out about Planck units.
#metrology
@batkaren This is like Douglas Adams' puddle, thinking how convenient it is that the hole fits it perfectly. The hole must have been made for it.
@batkaren
Not to mention we're the definition of both "habitable zone" AND "earth-like".

@batkaren

In an infinite universe, any point can be the center. Which... makes the center pointless. Whoohoo!!

@batkaren It’s also exactly 1 AU away from us. WAKE UP SHEEPLE