Mastodawn

Quinn Norton Feb 25

We know honey, we know.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Oh nice he's going hard enough on the mic to get distortion

Quinn Norton Feb 25

new theory, I think I'm onto something, I think he's a markov chain that loops back so, so often.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

LIKE IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

Quinn Norton Feb 25

I literally have no idea what he's talking about now.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

HERE COME 600% REDUCTIONS par-tay

Quinn Norton Feb 25

We're all praying for Cathy

Quinn Norton Feb 25

something something rate payer for ai shit

Quinn Norton Feb 25

it's going to be GREAT for everyone who doesn't get nose bleeds from the noise pollution

Quinn Norton Feb 25

ok, so social security and medicare people, start worrying.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

GUYS GUYS 1000 AMERICAN DOLLARS EACH YEAR your retirement is finally safe

Quinn Norton Feb 25

we got a new war on something. couldn't make out what
WOOOHOOO WE'RE GONNA BEAT that thing

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Maybe somali pirates? in landlocked states? we're goin to town people

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Please stand up to the crippled child.

Man I don't even know how to make fun of this.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

apparently we're going to outlaw a thing that's already not legal, I guess I can agree with that.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

makin shit up

Quinn Norton Feb 25

I want the dem response to be looking to camera, saying "well that just happened" and walk off set.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"It's all cut off, all cut off" he whispered

Quinn Norton Feb 25

That's a lot of crazy white people

Quinn Norton Feb 25

still clapping

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Looks to the dem side and repeatedly screams you should be ashamed of yourself.

the other side is literally chanting USA USA

sure it's cult, but it's such a stupid cult.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

no more mail-in ballots except for people who want them.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Why is he still talking? shouldn't this be over yet?

Quinn Norton Feb 25

incoherent rambling about elections "We got to stop it, John!"

Quinn Norton Feb 25

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $200, Ken

(forced transition story)

Quinn Norton Feb 25

He's making everyone Christian again. Also Charlie Kirk etc etc etc

Quinn Norton Feb 25

I"m not saying it's a cult but the JUST STARTED CLAPPING IN UNISON.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

He definitely wants to fuck either the Ukrainian refugee or maybe a woman biking

also open borders

it's like huffing glue

Quinn Norton Feb 25

he's so mad the dems won't stand for him.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Oh sure you can get drug prices down 600% but you only stop murder by a piddling 100%, what about these 500% lives, SIR

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Trump has never seen anything like, well, anything.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

my partner has fallen asleep, and is snoring gently.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

The cat has also gone to sleep on the other side of me.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

why is he still talking

oh no he's trying to name counties

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"But most of all, I want to thank myself, amazing, I'm just amazing"

Quinn Norton Feb 25

No Mr Prez I can't believe that, but I'm pretty sure I always thought it was possible

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Oh we're on a 9th war, which he hasn't stopped because it's basically the only actual war

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"what's called road side bombs mumbles king, road side bomb"

and then make up some more shit.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

We're back in the mumblercore section

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Talking about making money off the Ukraine war, that hero man.

I'm incoherently tired. He's still going to be going when I wake up tomorrow isn't he?

Quinn Norton Feb 25

this bit is too stupid to type

Quinn Norton Feb 25

He's bragging about killing fishermen, his words not mine!

oh we're back to super rambling nonsense

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"Spaceforce is my baby, it's my baby"

Quinn Norton Feb 25

how long does this usually go for? *returns to self flagellation*

Quinn Norton Feb 25

The cat is awake again, and judging me.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

This story sure has words in it

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"Googles how long is the sotu"

oh dear

Quinn Norton Feb 25

oh he's giving a congressional medal of honor.

I want to see what happens if someone tells him he can give one to himself.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

no one cares what you rename bases they will still somehow be racist

Quinn Norton Feb 25

*air horn* WE HAVE A NEW RECORD

we have mumbered together all this time, and it's coming to an end. Please god.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

someone is clapping next to the mic and I'm overly amused by this, since i'm completely exhausted.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Trump is now complaining that he can't have a congressional medal of honor because they told him he can't give one to himself.

Truly we live in extraordinary times.

OH FUCK HE'S STILL TALKING

Quinn Norton Feb 25

mumble mumble manifest destiny

Quinn Norton Feb 25

oh no he's doing a recap of america. i'm chewing on my arm to stay awake and endure this nonsense

Quinn Norton Feb 25

1 hour 47 minutes
may god have mercy on our souls, because that fucker doesn't have any.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

snyesy goonight everbody

*dies*

InarticulateQuilter Feb 25

@quinn you did valiant work tonight. Thanks for live posting so I didn’t have to watch

George Collins Feb 25

@quinn thank you for your service

Mark W. Alexander Feb 25

@quinn I didn't even fall asleep! How can be call this long?

@quinn
Thanks for the commentary, it was hilarious!

But why on Earth were you watching anyway?? A sense of … duty? nostalgia?

Quinn Norton Feb 27

@axel Duty, for sure. But also I'm a bit insane.

ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘Feb 27

@quinn Tempted to say something obscene and out of character.

gunstick Feb 25

@quinn maybe someone can turn it into a techno track. At least something useful from that pile of poop

@quinn I wonder if there were bets in the prediction markets for this

Random Canuck 🍁😷 💉 VE3ZDN Feb 25

@quinn great thread! So glad you’re watching this so I don’t have to

Quinn Norton Feb 25

@RandomCanuck i live to serve

@RandomCanuck
I second that!! 🙏🏻

Steffie 🏳️‍⚧️ :rubber_pride-heart-600: :triple-moon-transfem: Feb 25

@quinn
Somehow this has become a medals award show... Maybe he'll give out cars next?

Gadfly (-booq-)Feb 25

@quinn Heck, is there anything stopping him from just making up a new medal daily, and deciding whatever arbitrary criteria for it, and giving it to himself under whatever excuse?

Gadfly (-booq-)Feb 25

@quinn Like I don't think that would be GOOD for democracy, but arguably if only because of the technically-nonzero amount of his attention and his government's executive capacity that would take, it theoretically could have a measurably positive impact on policy.

ocdtrekkie Feb 25

@quinn Hey, something I can appreciate Richard Nixon for!

Mark W. Alexander Feb 25

@quinn well, he has the best words. He's told us that for years

Karen E. Lund 💙💛Feb 25

@quinn I have to agree with the cat. Sorry.

This thread, unlike the speech (which I'm not watching), is wonderful. Thank you.

Tomorrow I will probably try to read a transcript, as I usually do since the evening I almost ripped my face off listening to Bush Jr mispronounce "nuclear." Which, in 2026, feels nostalgic.

Jeff Pummill Feb 25

@quinn May it be every bit as successful as Trump steaks, Trump university…..🙄

Matt Hall Feb 25

Have you tried crushing pseudoephedrine and snorting it?

Pretty sure that's what he does.

Luke Kanies Feb 25

@quinn you’re tired, he’s incoherent