Mastodawn

Quinn Norton Feb 25

We're all praying for Cathy

Quinn Norton Feb 25

something something rate payer for ai shit

Quinn Norton Feb 25

it's going to be GREAT for everyone who doesn't get nose bleeds from the noise pollution

Quinn Norton Feb 25

ok, so social security and medicare people, start worrying.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

GUYS GUYS 1000 AMERICAN DOLLARS EACH YEAR your retirement is finally safe

Quinn Norton Feb 25

we got a new war on something. couldn't make out what
WOOOHOOO WE'RE GONNA BEAT that thing

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Maybe somali pirates? in landlocked states? we're goin to town people

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Please stand up to the crippled child.

Man I don't even know how to make fun of this.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

apparently we're going to outlaw a thing that's already not legal, I guess I can agree with that.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

makin shit up

Quinn Norton Feb 25

I want the dem response to be looking to camera, saying "well that just happened" and walk off set.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"It's all cut off, all cut off" he whispered

Quinn Norton Feb 25

That's a lot of crazy white people

Quinn Norton Feb 25

still clapping

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Looks to the dem side and repeatedly screams you should be ashamed of yourself.

the other side is literally chanting USA USA

sure it's cult, but it's such a stupid cult.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

no more mail-in ballots except for people who want them.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Why is he still talking? shouldn't this be over yet?

Quinn Norton Feb 25

incoherent rambling about elections "We got to stop it, John!"

Quinn Norton Feb 25

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $200, Ken

(forced transition story)

Quinn Norton Feb 25

He's making everyone Christian again. Also Charlie Kirk etc etc etc

Quinn Norton Feb 25

I"m not saying it's a cult but the JUST STARTED CLAPPING IN UNISON.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

He definitely wants to fuck either the Ukrainian refugee or maybe a woman biking

also open borders

it's like huffing glue

Quinn Norton Feb 25

he's so mad the dems won't stand for him.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Oh sure you can get drug prices down 600% but you only stop murder by a piddling 100%, what about these 500% lives, SIR

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Trump has never seen anything like, well, anything.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

my partner has fallen asleep, and is snoring gently.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

The cat has also gone to sleep on the other side of me.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

why is he still talking

oh no he's trying to name counties

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"But most of all, I want to thank myself, amazing, I'm just amazing"

Quinn Norton Feb 25

No Mr Prez I can't believe that, but I'm pretty sure I always thought it was possible

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Oh we're on a 9th war, which he hasn't stopped because it's basically the only actual war

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"what's called road side bombs mumbles king, road side bomb"

and then make up some more shit.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

We're back in the mumblercore section

Quinn Norton Feb 25

Talking about making money off the Ukraine war, that hero man.

Quinn Norton Feb 25

I'm incoherently tired. He's still going to be going when I wake up tomorrow isn't he?

Quinn Norton Feb 25

this bit is too stupid to type

Quinn Norton Feb 25

He's bragging about killing fishermen, his words not mine!

oh we're back to super rambling nonsense

Quinn Norton Feb 25

"Spaceforce is my baby, it's my baby"

Quinn Norton Feb 25

how long does this usually go for? *returns to self flagellation*

Quinn Norton Feb 25

The cat is awake again, and judging me.

Karen E. Lund 💙💛

@quinn I have to agree with the cat. Sorry.

This thread, unlike the speech (which I'm not watching), is wonderful. Thank you.

Tomorrow I will probably try to read a transcript, as I usually do since the evening I almost ripped my face off listening to Bush Jr mispronounce "nuclear." Which, in 2026, feels nostalgic.