I want the dem response to be looking to camera, saying "well that just happened" and walk off set.
"It's all cut off, all cut off" he whispered
That's a lot of crazy white people
still clapping

Looks to the dem side and repeatedly screams you should be ashamed of yourself.

the other side is literally chanting USA USA

sure it's cult, but it's such a stupid cult.

no more mail-in ballots except for people who want them.
Why is he still talking? shouldn't this be over yet?
incoherent rambling about elections "We got to stop it, John!"

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $200, Ken

(forced transition story)

He's making everyone Christian again. Also Charlie Kirk etc etc etc
I"m not saying it's a cult but the JUST STARTED CLAPPING IN UNISON.

He definitely wants to fuck either the Ukrainian refugee or maybe a woman biking

also open borders

it's like huffing glue

he's so mad the dems won't stand for him.
Oh sure you can get drug prices down 600% but you only stop murder by a piddling 100%, what about these 500% lives, SIR
Trump has never seen anything like, well, anything.
my partner has fallen asleep, and is snoring gently.
The cat has also gone to sleep on the other side of me.

why is he still talking

oh no he's trying to name counties

"But most of all, I want to thank myself, amazing, I'm just amazing"
No Mr Prez I can't believe that, but I'm pretty sure I always thought it was possible
Oh we're on a 9th war, which he hasn't stopped because it's basically the only actual war

"what's called road side bombs mumbles king, road side bomb"

and then make up some more shit.

We're back in the mumblercore section
Talking about making money off the Ukraine war, that hero man.
I'm incoherently tired. He's still going to be going when I wake up tomorrow isn't he?
this bit is too stupid to type

He's bragging about killing fishermen, his words not mine!

oh we're back to super rambling nonsense

"Spaceforce is my baby, it's my baby"
how long does this usually go for? *returns to self flagellation*
The cat is awake again, and judging me.
This story sure has words in it

"Googles how long is the sotu"

oh dear

oh he's giving a congressional medal of honor.

I want to see what happens if someone tells him he can give one to himself.

no one cares what you rename bases they will still somehow be racist

*air horn* WE HAVE A NEW RECORD

we have mumbered together all this time, and it's coming to an end. Please god.

someone is clapping next to the mic and I'm overly amused by this, since i'm completely exhausted.

Trump is now complaining that he can't have a congressional medal of honor because they told him he can't give one to himself.

Truly we live in extraordinary times.

OH FUCK HE'S STILL TALKING

mumble mumble manifest destiny
oh no he's doing a recap of america. i'm chewing on my arm to stay awake and endure this nonsense

@quinn
Thanks for the commentary, it was hilarious!

But why on Earth were you watching anyway?? A sense of … duty? nostalgia?

@axel Duty, for sure. But also I'm a bit insane.